"My First Big Boy Trip" by Donald J. Trump

[Newenglanddeac]

Who's gonna play Melania in the movie about how much she hates Dondon and how he abuses her? Who is going to play the Orange Assface for that matter?

Scarlett? We know Depp can do Trump, but he already did it in a nonserious manner.

Very good questions. You know it's only a matter of time before the Trump biopic happens. Jon Goodman, Bob Odenkirk, a hologram version of Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

 

[ConnorEl]

As Trump Slams NATO Allies, Obama Defends 'International Order'

 

[Deacfreak07]

Time for the stupid handshake.

My god his hands are so small.

Remember the time he talked about his insecurities about the size of his dick on national television in a fucking debate and the rubes still voted for him?

 

[PhDeac]

Rubes can relate.

 

[WFFaithful]

Lulz trump made to look like a chump again

Thanks for embarrassing the country day after day

Traitor !

Something... something...make america weak

 

[WakeandBake]

what an asshole

 

[Newenglanddeac]

From the Wall Street Journal WH reporter:

 

[avalon]

 

[BarcaDeac]

Wow didn't know he spoke fluent Italian

 

[bym051d]

Probably very similar to Russian.

 

[RJKarl]

The end of Donnie's first big boy trip could be taking Jared to get booked for espionage.

 

[dot com]

Do you have ketchup for these goat balls?

 

[dot com]

"Saddam Hussein, isn't it? I'm very fond of your work"

 

[dot com]

"You outted one of our spies, it was a terrible mess"
"I'm sorry Mr. Yahu"

 

[dot com]

"I should buy a boat"

 

[dot com]

"Russia! Are you there, Russia? It's me, Jared!"

 

[dot com]

"This is the scrapbook of my favorite walls"

 

[dot com]

"You're wearing a dress! Which bathroom do you use?"

 

[dot com]

"The angels are beautiful, such beautiful tits"

 

[ONW]

Sweet Jesus