On An Airplane Next To A Fat Guy

[ImTheCaptain]

the coolest plane story i have is my dad landing his plane in the dark at a tiny rural airport without any lights by the light of the moon

 

[Kory]

oh no someone asked me to switch seats oh no

 

[ImTheCaptain]

oh no someone asked me to switch seats oh no

means tested seat switching

 

[ImTheCaptain]

is this late state capitalism?

 

[BarcaDeac]

All seats are created equal but some are more equal than others

 

[ImTheCaptain]

do you think Biden would switch seats

 

[WFcatamount22]

I mean you should switch seats for Biden. Not because he is the president, but an old ass senior citizen should be in the aisle.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

I mean you should switch seats for Biden. Not because he is the president, but an old ass senior citizen should be in the aisle.

not if he wants my vote

 

[mersk862]

How often are yall ordering drinks on a flight? I am a borderline (full blown) alcoholic and I hardly ever do it. Really only if im upgrading to first class and it's not a business flight.

Is it not normal to enjoy a Double Woodford as the pre-departure beverage and then a couple more Double Woodfords in the air on a 50 minute flight between Jacksonville and Charlotte/Miami? Asking for a friend.

 

[BarcaDeac]

for max protection wouldn't he need to be in the middle with Secret Service flanking him? or the window so he has 2 SS next to him?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

for max protection wouldn't he need to be in the middle with Secret Service flanking him? or the window so he has 2 SS next to him?

plus the one that sits on his lap

 

[Biff Tannen]

Somebody buy this loser a new t-shirt.

 

[WFcatamount22]

You throw a Peter Millar QZIp over that tee and my man is looking fresh.

 

[Wakelaw2006]

Clear actually helped a LOT at the hell that is MCO tonight. Regular security lines were 60+ min; Precheck was 35+; and I shockingly got through in about 10 minutes.

 

[bym051d]

Clear actually helped a LOT at the hell that is MCO tonight. Regular security lines were 60+ min; Precheck was 35+; and I shockingly got through in about 10 minutes.

MCO is funny. Sometimes Clear is short and Precheck is long. Sometimes the other way around. Never made much sense to me.

 

[deacdiggler]

Here to confirm that Heathrow continues to be a shitshow

 

[BarcaDeac]

Here to confirm that Heathrow continues to be a shitshow

Where are you going after Egypt

 

[Milhouse]

the grave

 

[TimmyClutch]

the grave

Denver, because there are things to do there when you’re dead.

 

[tigerswood]

8:10 AM CST flight back from Austin yesterday. Dude in the middle seat beside me had a torn ACL from playing basketball, it was his birthday, seemed pretty obviously high on pain pills/something, and ordered 2X Woodfords as soon as possible. He also got extremely nervous on a relatively smooth landing.

I considered giving him the aisle seat but it wouldn't have helped much as his left leg would have still been in the middle.