Totally Unofficial 2017/18 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[BillBrasky]

DCL has won more aerial battles in the first 30 mins of this game than Rom did all of last season

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Really fun match so far though. Both teams showing good skill.

 

[BillBrasky]

Sweet, fourth times a charm!

They finally call a foul on a Citeh player for crushing our player in an aerial battle

 

[BillBrasky]

I keep thinking bald David Silva is a Zabaleta

 

[JehovahsWetness]

"you're 21, Seyi, shut the fuck up"

Response.

I'll lay down the law initially for sure...just weird to have a professional player be my assistant like...I played club at App State (and I was fucking nasty of course) but that's the extent of my experience. If he thinks he can cuck me, he's got another thing comin.

Wowwwwwwwww. Rooney.

 

[BillBrasky]

WAZZAAA

DCL and Holgate are fucking Gs!!!!

Love that Stones kept him on

I'm going nuts in this pub by myself

 

[deacvision7]

Rooney looks more lively than he has for MUFC for like 30 months.

ahem

1-0.

WA$$A!!!!!

 

[deacvision7]

DCL has won more aerial battles in the first 30 mins of this game than Rom did all of last season

Hyperbole is fun!

 

[BillBrasky]

Hyperbole is fun!

He's already twice the off-the-ball runner too

Bye Kyle! Need to see the replay to confirm.

 

[JehovahsWetness]

RED CARDS ARE FUN!

First half red cards are even more fun.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Good Lord, where did Everton get all these flopping pansies from? Pathetic.

 

[BillBrasky]

Ok that was a VERY soft yellow, especially with it being the second

I'll stop bitching about the refs now...

 

[JehovahsWetness]

Calvert Lewin looks good though

 

[siff]

Questionable second yellow, but we'll take it.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

City are firing back with some EXCELLENT flops of their own. Probably a good thing the half is ending, this could have gotten ugly. FLOP WARS!

 

[BillBrasky]

Good Lord, where did Everton get all these flopping pansies from? Pathetic.

Meh. Don't think he flopped there. Was a shove and nothing more.

 

[deacvision7]

He's already twice the off-the-ball runner too

Bye Kyle! Need to see the replay to confirm.

And probably 10x the player Lukaku is too!

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Meh. Don't think he flopped there. Was a shove and nothing more.

Haha, sure. He wanted to stay on his feet but it was impossible.

 

[deacvision7]

Meh. Don't think he flopped there. Was a shove and nothing more.

Def flop. Barely touched. Totally bought not only the foul but the second yellow. Smart playing, but not very ethical.


All good though. He's better than Lukaku.

 

[deacvision7]

oh Brasky. You do make me laugh.