Ha, I actually thought this was in the worst job thread and you were being serious. Oops.
I am a little fried, but stone sober unfortunately. No excuses except spacing out.
My first job here at the University was pretty great. I hung out with cool people all day talking sports, movies, books and music; worked a "soft" 8-5 schedule, frequently coming in half an hour late and leaving early; and would take 2+ hour lunch breaks, chill on my porch drink some brahs brah, watch college girls jog by, go back to work, and occasionally get hit on by undergrads.
Maybe not the best job, per se, but I would love to do what these guys do:
my old roommate is a golf pro and he says that his Titleist rep probably pulls 300-400k and works (by the reps own admission) 20 hours a week and dicks around 20 hours a week...and when he's working he's just travelling around playing golf with golf pros or doing demos and stuff.
Gonna go ahead and call BS on this. He may not work much but there is no way he is pulling in that sort of cheese being a golf ball rep.
shortstop for the new york yankees is pretty tough to top.