So your entire feud is based on a simple misunderstanding. We can consider this another beef squashed then? Rj, what say you? Agreed?
BUT NONE OF RJ'S FEUDS ARE RJ'S FAULT, HE WOULD END THEM ALL IF HE COULD AND WE WOULD HAVE PEACE IN OUR TIME
...fuck RJ. Like, people at various points in this thread have been patting him in the back for shit like his "cheesesteak" line, sometimes apparently tongue-in-cheek, and sometimes apparently not. RJ's response to all of it is, unsurprisingly, perfectly identical to his response when a single voice agrees with him on any other thread amidst all of the "usual suspects." The amount of agreement that it takes for RJ to feel enough vindication to start spouting his self-righteous, premature-ejaculatory nonsense is miniscule. The guy would yell about how he's a goddamn NASA scientist if a literal fucking parrot (like the one that Stratt had on his shoulder in the kitchen photo) told him it were true first.
Fuck RJ. Fuck the scorecards and the "RJ'S SO CRAZY WHEN HE GOES HARD I LOVE IT," fuck it all. It goes straight to that fucking blowhard's head, whether it's sincere or not. So fuck him. I hate his entire fucking schtick. I used to hate-read his posts, and even recently I recognized his entertainment value as a self-combusting spectacle of a poster, but fuck. No more. He's an old, fat, incredibly narcissistic, even more incredibly stupid attention whore, with the self awareness of a goddamn houseplant, and enough unwarranted smugness to bring every preteen bully he ever faced out of their respective retirement homes to punch him in the goddamn face one more glorious time. Fuck him. Fuck him.
There is not a single person that I have ever encountered, either in real life or on these here internets, that has ever once come close to being as fucking pathetic as RJ is. Not one. This is a 60+ year old man who has spent the last week of his life gloating about "beating" a 20something on a message board in a fight where the 20something was mostly just egging the delusional old fucker on to see what kind of crazy, stupid shit he would say. A 60+ year old man who has bogged the mods down for more hours than I can even fathom, for more ridiculous minutiae, I'm sure, than what I already imagine.
And the business advice... Oh, fuck me, the business advice. RJ, I know you have me on ignore, but let me explain something to you, you clueless hypocritical dolt. When you put your name on the board, and when you ask everyone for free advice, whether it be for your shitty book or MyLifeCard or your miserable online book club that god forbid we name, you sort of lose the rights to bitch about bringing real life on the board when people mention this stuff to you. You're the fucking clown who made everyone aware of your projects' existences. Maybe don't forget that? Maybe don't have a fucking meltdown because someone posts the incredibly shitty marketing video you made for your online book club, sans commentary? Maybe realize that you're 60 fucking years old and nobody is going to sink your shitty business venture except for you, because you created a shitty business venture. (But please, remind me about how many people you helped with your friggin' MyLifeCard.)
All of this has been said before, but I'm on this train for 40 minutes every day and I'm out of Trivia Crack turns, so here we are. I realize this was all pretty mean-spirited and joke-free. I should have probably included a line about ladling cheese in RJ's ever-spacious jowls. That's on me. That's my bad. I have to live with that.
In conclusion, fuck RJ. I hope somebody prints out every page of every book on his book club and rams it all straight up the old man's ass. Something something something novel opportunity.
