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Chat Thread: Where RJKarl is everyone's professional reference

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ImTheCaptain said:
wallet, pocket knife
gold-plated desert eagle
2nd gold-plated desert eagle
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Dude, you gotta be careful carrying a knife around in today's climate. They won't let you into schools, courthouses, or art galleries with it.
 
it's 2.5" which is below the threshold for most places (other than an airport). i usually leave it behind if I know there might be an issue.
 
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On a related note, I was carrying my cell phone in my back pocket when one of my players jumped on my back at the end of class. I was then challenged by the class to squat with him over my shoulders. I'm not sure if it's because of the cellphone, or the fact that I have ass for days(put a week on it) but I just blew the ass completely out of my favorite pair of jeans. Casual friday for the loss.
 
mako1331 said:
On a related note, I was carrying my cell phone in my back pocket when one of my players jumped on my back at the end of class. I was then challenged by the class to squat with him over my shoulders. I'm not sure if it's because of the cellphone, or the fact that I have ass for days(put a week on it) but I just blew the ass completely out of my favorite pair of jeans. Casual friday for the loss.
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I’ll defer to your boy GTB for the appropriate inappropriate joke here
 
Mako, I won $50 on the lottery...your inheritance is growing.
 
mako1331 said:
He seems like he’s had a long week. I figured he could use it.
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Dude, fucking ER two days ago after a routine visit to my GP. Doc was like, " yeah, either your gallbladder or appendix is inflamed. Go down to the ER for a CT scan and a sonogram."

Four hours later I'm in a tube with a different telling me that it's gonna feel like I pissed myself." I told him it felt like I farted instead.

Turns out, they can treat it with drugs. So no knife.

Being slid into that CT was just like a visit to Juice's mom. Fuckin magnum doughnut.
 
why would one have to carry a blade every day? i guess you need to be prepared to defend yourself from the amish?
 
Milhouse said:
why would one have to carry a blade every day? i guess you need to be prepared to defend yourself from the amish?
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Well when you live in a place where the only source of entertainment is whittling...
 
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