Which was a parody of W’s 2004 announcement that preparing to go to Mars was a priority for his second term
Black Bush may be Chappelle’s greatest sketch simply because the last 16 years bear it out. We got a Black President and many white people saw him as a caricature. Then we got another white President even more ridiculous than Bush who many white people think is a statesman.
I mean, those are nice goals. I do think that the space program should be a priority, and national wi-fi is very important to help areas with poor connectivity. I have a goal of losing weight and earning a million dollars. Surely if I just say it, it will happen. And certainly all those goals are attainable in four years. Though I assume he is planning on removing term limits if he gets re-elected, so maybe that gives him a bit longer.
Except that those really aren't his goals, and none of them will be enacted in his second term, or even started. He has no real goals - his entire first term was mainly a day-to-day search for media attention, attacks on his opponents or anyone who dared to criticize him, and erratic pronouncements and policy changes and contradictions. His second term will be exactly the same. Somebody sat down and wrote this up for him and sent it out. They may be nice goals, but he'll never act on them, because he couldn't organize himself out of a paper bag.
Are there any odds on Melania filing for divorce before the end of the year, win or lose ?
I suspect, and think I read, that she redid the prenup right after Trump won the election.
The thing I like about the GOP tweet, they clearly heard the criticism, because about two hours later they returned to say "oh, right, also a vaccine," and then a bunch of stuff that Republicans don't actually support.
I mean....
A real whoopsie from the paper of record.
The author, Elaina Plott, has written in the past about how she’s an Ann Coulter fan girl. With the amount of corrections on the story, why not just retract it? She claims she didn’t do her due diligence in looking up the people, but how hard is it to Google someone? And if, as she claims, she didn’t know the backgrounds of those she was interviewing, how were they offered up to her for the story?
Florida will be razor thin as usual. The question is if we will need it.