CT 76: So if you really love Christmas, come on and let it snow

[PirateDeacon]

PirateDeac actually brings up a good point. I know I partied with TW and spent lots of quality emo time with him at Alaris, but did anyone ever actually take any classes with him? How can we be sure he's a real Wake alumnus? Finance even sounds like a made up degree.

Nice, a finance major? He must be in investment banking. Do you work for Goldman Sachs TW? A poor ECU student needs some investing advice.

 

[RollTheQuad06]

i eat fatback and drink two 40's every day. is this unhealthy?

well the fatback has to be hella healthy because I imagine cavemen had access to pigs. the grains in the 40s will kill you though.

 

[PirateDeacon]

i eat fatback and drink two 40's every day. is this unhealthy?

Only if you aren't smoking crack and doing thousands of jumping jacks a day. But if you are doing that, then you're good.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Have you ever engaged in standup 69?

YES! Answer the question, ECU fan!

 

[Deacfreak07]

i eat fatback and drink two 40's every day. is this unhealthy?

What you may lose in heart and liver function, you make up for in patriotism.

 

[DeacHoops]

well the fatback has to be hella healthy because I imagine cavemen had access to pigs. the grains in the 40s will kill you though.

do they make gluten free 40s? because then it's totally fine!

 

[ipitytheblue]

So I think I got a raise without anyone telling me.

I just checked mine and got half the raise I was expecting. Come on, Baptist.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Here is some food for thought:

Who is smarter:

The man that goes to work for Goldman and makes sick money but hates his life and is miserable or the man that makes a comfortable living and still has time to enjoy life?

 

[awakeandready]

overtime? or you're just balling

Got a raise! My other boss called and asked. She just kept forgetting to talk to me about it. Woot

 

[DeaconBrews]

Only if you aren't smoking crack and doing thousands of jumping jacks a day. But if you are doing that, then you're good.

what about opium? does opium count?

i also make bacon cheeseburger smoothies. they're healthy because they are liquid, right?

 

[awakeandready]

What happened in the Rutgers game last night? Got some angry friends today.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Yo, CT, I'm concerned that I'm not chewing my food properly and that is leading to health problems. Anyone know anything about this?

 

[TownieDeac]

Here is some food for thought:

Who is smarter:

The man that goes to work for Goldman and makes sick money but hates his life and is miserable or the man that makes a comfortable living and still has time to enjoy life?

Smarter? That's tough to say. Like higher IQ?

I know I'd rather do something that doesn't make me miserable and get by than just be miserable and make bank. Obviously the key is to find something you love that pays $awar.

 

[ipitytheblue]

I think I'm lacking the gene that makes me want to be a dick on the internet.

 

[Deacfreak07]

What happened in the Rutgers game last night? Got some angry friends today.

The ACC beat the B1G for the Big East Championship

 

[DeaconBrews]

Yo, CT, I'm concerned that I'm not chewing my food properly and that is leading to health problems. Anyone know anything about this?

I'm already kind of drunk, but I think there are articles on this

 

[DeaconBrews]

The ACC beat the B1G for the Big East Championship

Teddy Bridgewater is such a great name.

 

[TownieDeac]

This journal I'm editing is SICK. It's about Brain-Computer Interfaces. So the first paper was about cerebral palsy and thought-controlled wheelchairs. Amazing technology.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Teddy Bridgewater is such a great name.

Not cooler than Freddie Pendergrass

 

[DeaconPeach]

Teddy Bridgewater is such a great name.

I could tell my brain was addled by cold medicine last night. Everytime they said Teddy Bridgewater, I kept hearing Teddy Bruschi and thinking I was watching a Patriots game.