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CT 82: From Hell's Heart, I Chat at Thee

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lol i was just thinking i should totally do that sometime. i'll do it and report back. i feel like one of two things might happen:

1. success
2. going to be judged for my alcoholic behavior.

note: i will not be saying the "good hurt" portion of that sample conversation. gotta think of something else clever to put there. the "man that hurt" doesn't sound like anything i'd say.

Yeah that's true, guys usually don't like it when girls seem like wild party girls that are sauced..............................................................................................................................................................................................................
 
2 marathons in 24 hours, RTQ? That'll be impressive.

no no, just one ultramarathon on Saturday morning.

I did 2 marathons in 2 days last year.

or wait, are you making some sort of joke that I'm missing. probs.

whaaat...better not stay up too late since you have 31 miles to run Saturday morning. BTW, I am fully expecting you to point out runnerboy to me on Saturday, so I can provide the Pit with details.

it's just carboloading and watching a running movie so I can be convinced that I won't die on Saturday.
 
Yeah that's true, guys usually don't like it when girls seem like wild party girls that are sauced..............................................................................................................................................................................................................

you're right. i'm insane. this guy loves it when i'm in a partytime mode. my 1am drunk text-let's hang out maneuver apparently "made his night" the other night.
 
The finish shot arm touch move should be a standard in every woman's repitoire. I had it used on me on NYE and within twenty minutes I was sneaking away to change my sheets.
 
:noidea: it fits into my schedule and his too apparently.

and... ultramarathon.

[coworkers]an ultra marathon! how long is that, like 10 miles? i ran a marathon once- how long was yours? mine was 5k![/coworkers]
 
my apartment is a train wreck right now. ahhhhh. I need to stop subscribing to so many magazines I never read. and there is nowhere to put some of my new Christmas stuff.
 
Who broke up with who here?

no idea. haven't heard a thing about the recent-breakup sitch. when i see him next week it'll either go in one of two directions (i love lists right now apparently):

1. let's do shots and hi i like you and let's avoid the breakup topic altogether
2. let's have a heart-to-heart and be bff and friendzone each other.
 
The finish shot arm touch move should be a standard in every woman's repitoire. I had it used on me on NYE and within twenty minutes I was sneaking away to change my sheets.

I missed this. What is it?
 
All I learned from Sandstorm is that technology has improved greatly and that girl seemed like a fun time.

But she's probably a mom now.
 
oh noooooooooo.


pit, i have made a terrible mistake.








i opened a new jar of nutella :(
 
[coworkers]an ultra marathon! how long is that, like 10 miles? i ran a marathon once- how long was yours? mine was 5k![/coworkers]

If "Jason" and lbE ever decide to break up but then have ex-sex, I always envision this is how that would turn out


Puddy: So the gloves were right by the phone. That is pretty funny.

Elaine: See, this is what Jerry’s doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.

Puddy: I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.

Elaine: Yeah.

Puddy: Not having to do all that…you know…work.

Elaine: Well, either way…

Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…

Elaine: David…

Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.

Elaine: Alright that’s it! We’re back together!

Puddy: Oh, no.

Elaine: Oh, yeah.

Puddy: Look Elaine, be reasonable.

(Elaine kisses Puddy)

Elaine: Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle.

Puddy: What?

Elaine: You heard me. Strip!
 
I think I will stick all the unread mags in one of my storage ottomans and pretend they don't exist. my magazine bin is full to overflowing.
 
RTQ, you should do the GymPact deal. They pay you for running.

...just don't miss a workout.
 
no idea. haven't heard a thing about the recent-breakup sitch. when i see him next week it'll either go in one of two directions (i love lists right now apparently):

1. let's do shots and hi i like you and let's avoid the breakup topic altogether
2. let's have a heart-to-heart and be bff and friendzone each other.

Do not do the bolded, talk about your new house and the ways you could use his bulging forearms and what you'll cook for him as a thank you, and boom, his mind is already thinking of himself at your place.
 
I think I will stick all the unread mags in one of my storage ottomans and pretend they don't exist. my magazine bin is full to overflowing.

what all do you subscribe to?

i think i'm going to start getting Real Simple and either running or cycling.
 
Do not do the bolded, talk about your new house and the ways you could use his bulging forearms and what you'll cook for him as a thank you, and boom, his mind is already thinking of himself at your place.

it would obviously be him spawning the heart-to-heart/bff/friendzoning. unless i somehow pull another brotel and miss more obvious opportunities. #itcouldhappen
 
omg i just looked into this gympact thing and am totally going to do it. nothing motivates me more than making/losing the money. oooh! and then we i lose weight and get a hot bod, i can use the money to buy an awesomely pretty dress!
 
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