Alright, I'll play. How about, "People, Mexican food (their shitty version notwitstanding) is fucking awesome at breakfast. McDonalds even serves breakfast burritos. WE DO BURRITOS. Huevos. Papas. Salsa. Arroz. Frijolas. Real Mexican breakfast (again, humor me - I KNOW IT IS AS MEXICAN AS WAIT CHAPEL IS A MISSION). In combo, it tastes great. Come to Taco Bell. We serve breakfast." That's my ad.
No. Instead, it's a waffle-rito with Ronald McDonald's of America telling me how great it is. That's not going to work. Hell, I'll bet you the waffle sausage folded labia is fucking off the menu in 12 months. Take that, Draper. Converting fastfood chains for breakfast production is costly (why ... no clue, but apparently it is). My initial post was a drunk laugh but I think I'm right. WTF were they thinking?
Random aside, if you are a current student and you eat at the Reynolda Rd TB, fuck you. Cross the stree and eat at Taco Riendo #3. Thank me later.