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The Fattest Thing You've Ever Done

My friend's mom used to make loaves of pumpkin bread at christmas and give them out and she would give me one to take home. That bread was just so damn moist and delicious I would eat it all on the way home
 
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DeacsPop said:
In college I ate 32 Brussels sprouts to win $12.00, dollar for very one over 20. Sick for 2 days.
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Dude, 32 of those things is crazy. I like them, but can maybe stomach about 8-10 at once max.
 
My aunt used to make these things called sloppy harrys. Basically, you take two monster sloppy joes, you throw them in a deep fryer till they're crisp as a 5 dollar bill, then you dump a half a jar of peanut butter and a half a jar of jelly in between the two of them and eat it like one big sandwich. Every Sunday night, she had a tradition where my uncle would eat about 4 of them for dinner and then rail the bejesus out of her. They called it sloppy sunday. Kept them happy as clams through two world wars and a great depression. At the time, sitting there and watching uncle bloodhound toss those things down his throat like they were skittles made me stifle back vomit and feeling the house shake for the next 3 to 4 hours gave me waking nightmares. But now that I'm grown up, whenever I hear the word "love", I automatically smell the stench of a sloppy harry and hear a clock fall off a wall.
 
Oh boy...I mean in HS a normal McDonalds trip would be a #1 Big Mac meal and either an Arch Deluxe meal or a quarter pounder meal PLUS a 10 piece chicken nugg.

After high school if I wanted to order something atrociously large at a fast food place, I would get two drinks so they though I was ordering for 2 people.

I can fit an entire Mcdonalds cheeseburger or a big cupcake in my mouth, once I did that w a 6 pack of big cupcakes for folks at work, it was a painful ride home.

One night at Wake we spent between three guys $50 at Wendy's. That was a lot of dollar menu items.
On the reg we had taco eating contests at Taco Bell, I once got 26 down.

The most wings I ever ate was 61, they weren't big but they weren't the tiny version either. I've cashed several pizzas in my life, ate an entire carton of Oreos on two occasaions and polished off a Mrs Smith chocolate pie in one sitting
 
Several years ago, a friend and I split 100 wings. With fries and a couple or three beers each. We washed it all down with a stop at Goodberrys. By the way, the hot wings have fewer calories than the mild. Laid around that night and all the next day.
 
A few years ago, some friends took me out to one of those Brazilian all u can eat meat places. Leblon in Greensboro. I didn't eat breakfast or lunch that day and did my dead-level-best to make Leblon lose money on the deal. I must have put down the equivalent of 6-8 t-bones what with the lamb, beef, and sausages. I think I lost a couple months off my life that night.
 
Very entertaining stories on here, but disappointed no "eat less pants fit fatty" tag until now.

ETA: 17 pieces of pizza at the Pizza Inn buffet as a teenager.
As a single adult, I used to eat a box of 1 lb. box of spaghetti/vermicelli/angel hair, etc in one sitting on a regular basis. Not really that difficult but you feel like a fatty when the box says a serving is 2 oz. and there are 8 servings per box.
 
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One of my favorite dinners in high school when the parents were gone was an entire box of honey nut cheerios followed by an entire box of little debbie swiss cake roles.

Then the next morning for breakfast I'd complain to my mom about how she forgot to buy us cereal. I'd throw the box away in our neighbor's trash bin outside, she thought she was going crazy.
 
qcdeac said:
Very entertaining stories on here, but disappointed no "eat less pants fit fatty" tag until now.

ETA: 17 pieces of pizza at the Pizza Inn buffet as a teenager.
As a single adult, I used to eat a box of 1 lb. box of spaghetti/vermicelli/angel hair, etc in one sitting on a regular basis. Not really that difficult but you feel like a fatty when the box says a serving is 2 oz. and there are 8 servings per box.
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Pizza Inn slices are tiny yo.
 
Pizza Inn is like Cici's. The local Cici's had to ask our football team to leave once because we had eaten so much pizza.

They were ready for us the next week, it was our Wednesday night tradition.
 
As a kid, I faked being sick the day after Halloween. I stayed home from school and managed to eat all of my trick-or-treat candy, as well as all of my brother's trick-or-treat candy. He has never forgiven me, and it was 35 years ago!
 
Not sure if this is the fattest thing I've done, but because of this thread and some "Google'ing" I looked up secret menus and ordered two McGangBang's last night. I assembled them myself. I also added Mac sauce on the McChicken's and ordered the new jalpeno McDouble.
 
deacfan78 said:
Not sure if this is the fattest thing I've done, but because of this thread and some "Google'ing" I looked up secret menus and ordered two McGangBang's last night. I assembled them myself. I also added Mac sauce on the McChicken's and ordered the new jalpeno McDouble.
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so, i'm not going to good "mcgangbang" at work... care to share what this is?
 
I paid for it this morning at 5:45 AM and 10:00
 
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