CT 151: Proud to be a Demon Deacon

[Say Hey Deac]

Brasky cheated on his special lady friend?

 

[Deacfreak07]

Brasky cheated on his special lady friend?

Yep, and now he's about to get MURDERED.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

I'm really disappointed in you, Brasky. Unless you cheated on her with RTQ.

 

[ThinkingWithMyDeac]

I'm really disappointed in you, Brasky. Unless you cheated on her with RTQ.

Possible, he did say he didn't have sex with the person he cheated with, just messed around.

 

[bmoneydeac]

I feel like every one of Go's posts are a #hot(insert topic)take.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Possible, he did say he didn't have sex with the person he cheated with, just messed around.

I don't understand. RTQ has sex.

 

[TownieDeac]

#getbutt was a lie

 

[RollTheQuad06]

I don't understand. RTQ has sex.

lawyerboy doesn't



yall I have dates on dates this week. way too much going on. so many men. this is like some sort of dream world.

 

[JDawg]

omg RTQ finally joined Tinder

 

[AttilatheHoo]

Tinder is the night.

grats RTQ.

 

[dashionista]

lawyerboy doesn't



yall I have dates on dates this week. way too much going on. so many men. this is like some sort of dream world.

you go girl!!

 

[leftcoastdeac]

I know we're not supposed to out posters w/o permission, but this video of Townie is too good not to post

 

[Say Hey Deac]

lawyerboy doesn't



yall I have dates on dates this week. way too much going on. so many men. this is like some sort of dream world.

You should keep careful track of how many bases how many RBI this week and we can calculate your WAR.

 

[Deacfreak07]

lawyerboy doesn't



yall I have dates on dates this week. way too much going on. so many men. this is like some sort of dream world.

#getbutt #buttstuff #tootitandbootit

 

[WakeandBake]

lawyerboy does NOT have sex?

lol

 

[dartsndeacs]

wait where'd all dese dates come from?

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Where does lawyerboy draw the line on the Bases RBI System?

First Base:

0 RBI - traditional make-out session like what Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper did in the pilot episode of The Wonder Years

1 RBI - make-out, whilst squeezing butt over pants

2 RBI - make-out, whilst feeling boobies over shirt and/or bra

3 RBI - make-out, whilst clothed boner presses into chick's crotch aka dry humping



Second Base:

0 RBI - feeling boobies under shirt and bra and tweaking nipples like, "hello there little fella"

1 RBI - suckling naked boobies like baby animal

2 RBI - feeling boner or wajeej under pants a little hows-your-father, but stopping short of full blown hand stuff to completion

3 RBI - handjibber/finger-blasting



Third Base:

0 RBI - handjibber/finger-blasting using commercial lube + fleshlight or one of those lady pleasuring instruments like vibe or fake dong

1 RBI - oral pleasure on weiner or wajeej

2 RBI - oral pleasure on weiner or wajeej + finger or other toy or plug in deuce AND/OR vertical 69

3 RBI - oral pleasure on weiner or wajeej + oral pleasure on deuce



Home Run:

1 RBI - sex, coitus, P in V

2 RBI - P in V + finger or toy or plug in deuce (his or her)

3 RBI - P in V + external finish on or about face

4 RBI - rocking the deuce

 

[Deacfreak07]

wait where'd all dese dates come from?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating

 

[TownieDeac]

You should keep careful track of how many bases how many RBI this week and we can calculate your WAR.

sexual WAR would be an amaaaaaaazing formula

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

I feel like SayHey's formula needs some tweaking (!) because some of those RBI numbers seem uneven.