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Bro Talk: sweet freedom

ImTheCaptain said:
yo JH, where yo' dog at
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So boss right now. We're at the breeder's house (my last two dogs were shelter dogs, but with young kids I wanted them to have a "childhood" dog), and the mom comes over right as we're about to leave. Doesn't do anything, just pauses, shifts her head over to the side, and starts licking the puppy right as we're about to leave. Won't lie: it got a bit dusty in there.

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DG3, as your dog begins administering oral pleasures to your broad's lady peen and bhole, does he ever look up at you and be like, "hey man, one of us has to get this lady off"?
 
Say Hey Deac said:
DG3, as your dog begins administering oral pleasures to your broad's lady peen and bhole, does he ever look up at you and be like, "hey man, one of us has to get this lady off"?
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Isn't DG3 the guy who doesn't believe in returning the favor? If this is the case, then I'm glad his dog is a bro, at least.
 
DG3 -- fucks guy up ass without common courtesy of a reach around.
 
What's the bro balance between just wanting to fuck chicks that are hot but at the same time wanting to flip the tables and just tell hot chicks that suck that they suck? I find girls get really butthurt the second you point out they're being boring.
 
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I'm also starting to subscribe to the ph over 30 theory. And now what's even worse is that the girls over 30 who are single have had to deal with guys over 30 who are single, and with tinder and like they deal with them in much more massive quantities they get even more jaded because most guys are just tuuuuurrrrrible at subtly trying to get laid that the chicks just have these walls up because they all have 100 stalker stories.
 
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I've got a woman coming over, but she seems nervous. What should I do to put her at ease Bro Thread?
 
I also have a theory about this woman that she really has a 12 year old kid, who lives in upstate New York with this woman's mother, who had this woman (30) when she was really young. But this woman didn't go straight to undergrad and sort of has this long 8-10 year gap in her backstory, and her 12 year old sister has a name that an 18 year old would name a kid, not a 36-38 year old woman, like she says her mom was when she had her. I don't have any concrete leads, but I'm just putting it out there to the bro thread in case it really did happen.
 
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