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The official mafia thread: day 348975042

gouda said:
Craptains log, 12:50 MST.

Had Red Robin for the first and last time. Much better than I expected, liked the fries especially. However after a mere 45 minutes I find myself shitting my guts out.
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Gouda posts - "I ate xxxxxxx. It made me poop."

Maybe talk to your doctor.
 
I'll even go the next step and let everyone know how much I appreciate this post.

wakephan09 said:
What I mean to say is that there are several players that think that they are way cleverer than they are, and they are mostly suque people (and Knight). Some of them are legitimately good when they lay out their arguments, but their condescending bullshit is super unhelpful.

Also, mafia is like poker: just because someone isn't playing the "right" way or the way you expect them to play doesn't necessarily mean they're a fucking idiot. There I'm sure there are some of those around.
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so should i start the julius caesars mafia thread in here?
 
romanovKU said:
so should i start the julius caesars mafia thread in here?
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No.

If you're scared of Townie, like Doofus is, use your signup thread.

If you're a real man, start a new thread. ONEONEELEVEN!
 
julius "little" caesars mafia thread has started in this thread. roles are not out tho
 
romanovKU said:
You should play
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romanovKU said:
just offering you guys a chance to play in the best game in the world in the top league in the US.
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romanovKU said:
you should play. you would do well
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DeacdeTejas said:
I feel like you and manning should be friends. You all would get along SOOO well
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TownieDeac said:
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD this is the official thread
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Rommynov is the Scheier of mafia threads.
 
wait we didn't assign roles yet

ok here are the roles

knight is a knight
romanov is a roman
deacdetejas is a texan
wakephan09 is a ceiling fan
bym051d is a lady dancer
redsoxfaithful is a peanut vendor
louis gossett jr is lou gossett sr
gouda is a parrot
tenaciouskory is the member of tenacious d that isn't jack black
smidge is a diaper that washed up on the beach
manning is a half empty warm bottle of rolling rock
hailtothedeacs is a person apologizing to a native american while wearing a redskins hat
eagles_legendz is a brian dawkins jersey with cigarette burns all over it
deaconbrews is a kegerator
deacondamo is peach from mario brothers
thetwinandreben is an angry german schoolteacher from the 1950s
asesinodetortugas is a soybean
doofus is a misunderstood dataset
districtdeac is a person honking at an old woman crossing an intersection with a cane
leebs is a handful of those socks they give you at shoe stores to try shoes on with
el chupe is an american hero
strickland33 is a really woke starfish
palmab03 is that capital one commercial with jennifer garner where she goes "hahaha good one dad"
jtpterp is a doctor that gets his patients' aids tests mixed up
redwing42 is a dad
barcadeac is Giovanni van Bronckhorst
bifftannen is a commercial real estate agent in charlotte
juicecrewallstar is a cardboard cutout of hakeem olajuwon
i am the moderator

night one begins in seven months
 
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TownieDeac said:
wait we didn't assign roles yet

ok here are the roles

knight is a knight
romanov is a roman
deacdetejas is a texan
wakephan09 is a ceiling fan
bym051d is a lady dancer
redsoxfaithful is a peanut vendor
louis gossett jr is lou gossett sr
gouda is a parrot
tenaciouskory is the member of tenacious d that isn't jack black
smidge is a diaper that washed up on the beach
manning is a half empty warm bottle of rolling rock
hailtothedeacs is a person apologizing to a native american while wearing a redskins hat
eagles_legendz is a brian dawkins jersey with cigarette burns all over it
deaconbrews is a kegerator
deacondamo is peach from mario brothers
thetwinandreben is an angry german schoolteacher from the 1950s
asesinodetortugas is a soybean
doofus is a misunderstood dataset
districtdeac is a person honking at an old woman crossing an intersection with a cane
leebs is a handful of those socks they give you at shoe stores to try shoes on with
el chupe is an american hero
strickland33 is a really woke starfish
palmab03 is that capital one commercial with jennifer garner where she goes "hahaha good one dad"
jtpterp is a doctor that gets his patients' aids tests mixed up
redwing42 is a dad
barcadeac is Giovanni van Bronckhorst
bifftannen is a commercial real estate agent in charlotte
juicecrewallstar is a cardboard cutout of hakeem olajuwon
i am the moderator

night one begins in seven months
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lol
 
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i am going to take every day of that seven months to figure out who is in the mafia and who is a civilian
 
one spoiler: the soybean is going to be very, very powerful
 
At least there is a long gap between brutally murdering someone in the style of a 1880s black man.
 
i would not be surprised in the least if one of you losers is my new stepdad

which one of you has a tribal tattoo and wears oakleys to work
 
TownieDeac said:
i would not be surprised in the least if one of you losers is my new stepdad

which one of you has a tribal tattoo and wears oakleys to work
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I almost bought Oakley cycling glasses. But I wouldn't wear them to work... unless I biked to work.
 
ok i tried to give reps to everyone to tell them whether they were a civilian or a mafio but i ran out of rep very quickly and i didn't write down who was who

so if you didn't get a rep from me you are in the mafia

voting begins now
 
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