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ABC Mafia Game Thread - NIGHT

AnonymousDeac said:
10/10 chance you didn't use Random.org to make this vote
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AnonymousDeac said:
Ryala only eats salads on dates anyways. Now just downgrade from chicken caesar to house side
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AnonymousDeac said:
Coincidentally we don't have either RedSoxF or Boston playing this week

And I'd rather just go with Smoove day 1 since he's gonna AA anyways
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AnonymousDeac said:
Forgot to vote ***Smoove***
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Don't like this entry/series. Super lazy
 
That's enough of that

SD3 the play here

Tim a teammate. Outside chance nonny is too

Knight and blue are civs. Probably Da
 
Guys...Something happened to me that would be selfish of me not to share.

First off, it involves Poo-Pourri: https://www.poopourri.com/. You basically spray it a couple times in the toilet before pooping and it eliminates the smell.

Well I sit down on the toilet, jeans down, place my cell phone temporarily in my jeans, and while pissing realize I forgot to spray the poo-pourri. No biggie, I grab it from behind me and while one hand holding my junk and pissing, unscrew the cap with my other hand. Now the cap was supposed to come off so I could then spray a couple times but instead, the entire top comes off. And the bottle completely empties between my legs, into my jeans, all over my cell phone.

I'm cursing, mid-piss/pre-shit, a puddle of citrus scent oil all in my pants and boxers, and I can't do anything but just sit there.

My entire place now smells like Florida.
 
gouda said:
I don't know your alignment. I know that you have done nothing this game but vote for a civ. And nothing positive in any game I have played in with you. And its annoying to have you come in and bitch about me not making substantive posts when 1) I have, and 2) you haven't.
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My complaint wasn't that you were making off topic posts. Everyone does that. My point was they were off color/potentially offensive. That's why I cited the ones I did.


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AnonymousDeac said:
Guys...Something happened to me that would be selfish of me not to share.

First off, it involves Poo-Pourri: https://www.poopourri.com/. You basically spray it a couple times in the toilet before pooping and it eliminates the smell.

Well I sit down on the toilet, jeans down, place my cell phone temporarily in my jeans, and while pissing realize I forgot to spray the poo-pourri. No biggie, I grab it from behind me and while one hand holding my junk and pissing, unscrew the cap with my other hand. Now the cap was supposed to come off so I could then spray a couple times but instead, the entire top comes off. And the bottle completely empties between my legs, into my jeans, all over my cell phone.

I'm cursing, mid-piss/pre-shit, a puddle of citrus scent oil all in my pants and boxers, and I can't do anything but just sit there.

My entire place now smells like Florida.
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This is fantastic.


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Can we all agree to kill smooth or Tejas.

This should be an easy play.
 
The post from

***TiC***

last round still bugs me the most.
 
Also.. fuck it. ***tic***

I'm not gonna vote you cause I want good banter.
 
Smidge said:
Also.. fuck it. ***tic***

I'm not gonna vote you cause I want good banter.
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