Chat Thread: Be better than the Gap, guys

[CreamyGoodness]

Anyone else use a waterpik?

For b hole cleaning?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

anyone else dual wield their waterpiks?

 

[Paul Hogan]

I average about one shower per day. There are times on the weekend that I skip a day, especially now that I never go to the gym.

Also, swimming pool time counts as a shower.

 

[TownieDeac]

the best comedy i've ever seen is this post

yea i guess idk if it even qualifies as a comedy

i think my favorite movie ever is Life Aquatic, which is also a sort of comedy about existential dread and failure

probably shouldn't dwell on what that means about me

 

[Kory]

do you ever wish you could breathe underwater

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

How many showers a day on average does everyone take?

I average 2 but 3 isn't too rare for me. I sweat my balls off all day, even if I'm just sitting in my office. So morning, after work and sometimes again before bed

Probably 10 a week.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

do you ever wish you could breathe underwater

Every time I swim.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater? Salt and fresh...

Or be able to Fly up to 5,000 feet?

 

[Paul Hogan]

do you ever wish you could breathe underwater

Reminds me of that terrible move, The Shape of Water, which is the second worst movie to ever win the Oscar for Best Picture.

 

[mako1331]

do you ever wish you could breathe underwater

Definitely. Especially if accompanied with the power to see clearly without a mask. All the accoutrement of scuba diving really limits your ability to move quickly.

 

[Kory]

5 showers a week

3 showers a day does not seem good for your skin

 

[ImTheCaptain]

do you ever wish you could breathe underwater

no but i always wished i could have a friend like Darwin the Dolphin from Seaquest

 

[YoungBuck95]

I loved Ladybird, my wife thought is was meh. It's the type of movie we now describe as a "Charlie movie". Although she did really like Palm Springs.

She's so basic. Gah.

Late to this, but I thought Booksmart was much better than Ladybird. Ladybird was good, but I thought Booksmart was much better of that type of film. And yes, Palm Springs was great.

 

[mako1331]

Every time I swim.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater? Salt and fresh...

Or be able to Fly up to 5,000 feet?

How fast can you fly?

Also, nevermind. Fly.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

5 showers a week

3 showers a day does not seem good for your skin

I agree, it is not. My wife gets onto me for it. I don't take super hot showers but still dries my skin out. I get this from my dad. He averages 3 a day but it is not uncommon for him to take 4 or even 5. He's 65 and still looks solid.

Growing up, I kid you not, he would shower everytime he took a dump. It kind of normalized it for me.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

are talking like Superman flying or effort driven (like a bird)

b/c if you have to use energy to fly, it's going to be more than walking so no one would do it except the super fit

 

[CreamyGoodness]

How fast can you fly?

Also, nevermind. Fly.

Yeah I think fly is the answer but swimming underwater all day would be p sweet. I choose both.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

are talking like Superman flying or effort driven (like a bird)

b/c if you have to use energy to fly, it's going to be more than walking so no one would do it except the super fit

Energy similar to a power walk

 

[mako1331]

are talking like Superman flying or effort driven (like a bird)

b/c if you have to use energy to fly, it's going to be more than walking so no one would do it except the super fit

Yeah, because walking is much more physically exerting than swimming.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Would you rather be guaranteed 3 BJs a week but never can sex again, or intercourse once every 9 days but never can have BJ again?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Yeah, because walking is much more physically exerting than swimming.

underwater yes