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I’m slowly switching over my weeknight drinking to non-alcoholic beers. Picked up a six pack of 0% hazy ipa from athletic brewing. It’s not bad. Kind of tastes like a light session IPA.
 
wife and i only drink thursday to sunday

started it years ago when we first moved in together and were flat broke and it has stuck ever since, though some weeks it means that thursday night, which is also pizza night, we get rowdy from pent up sobriety
 
today would be a great day to knock off work early and go to a bar before picking the kid up, except for some reason today's high is like 40 surrounded by 60s and hopefully then 70s this weekend.
 
I don’t have the will power to not have a beer after the kids go to bed (should probably talk to someone about that) so I’m just trying to substitute the 0% beers in.
 
CreamyGoodness said:
Fuck me...just watched a segment on CNN about a single mom of 3 who woke up in the hospital and all 3 of her kids, and her mom died in a house fire in Texas. That rocks me to the core. Completely devastating to lose your entire family in one accident.

Apparently they made a fire and went to sleep without putting it out.
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Just watch that Casey Affleck movie if you want to watch a fun (read: punishingly sad) story about this subject matter
 
BillBrasky said:
Guys I really want to enjoy golf, but I don't. I'm usually bored and over it by the turn. Drinking, driving carts and getting away from being a real person for a few hours is dope, but the actual sport just doesn't do it for me. My FIL bought me some used clubs after I played a few times over the summer, gonna try and reason with him so that I only have to play 9 holes when we go this spring/summer and then I can just sit in the clubhouse area and drink while he and my BIL play the back nine. I think would work better for all of us. We'll just keep that last part from wife.
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9 holes is the right amount of golf
 
Is your dick small enough to fuck a woman's nostrils ?
 
Donkey Deac Doug said:
How will you die?

60% my diet kills me. 39% cancer. 1% smothered by Mako's mom's breasts.
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In the midst of crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
 
Some days the world seems to make sense and life seems to have a defined purpose, and then I remember the opening credits for Mr. Nanny where a random guy is just chucking his goddamn dog into the ocean, and then I realize it's all just a meaningless jumble of chaos and absurdity.

 
Donkey Deac Doug said:
How will you die?

60% my diet kills me. 39% cancer. 1% smothered by Mako's mom's breasts.
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90% heart attack since my body is so terrible at managing stress (and huge family history). 10% cancer (also family history).

The other day I experienced Exploding Head Syndrome for the first time (followed by sleep paralysis): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome.

I was 100% convinced I'd had a stroke (or been hit by lightning) and was dying. It was terrifying. Just a loud bang in my head followed by static crackling and a feeling of an electrical jolt up and down my entire body. Good way to start the day (happened as I was falling back asleep at like 6am, and there was no way I was sleeping again after that)
 
CDeacMan said:
Just watch that Casey Affleck movie if you want to watch a fun (read: punishingly sad) story about this subject matter
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Yeah Manchester by the Sea fucked me up for a couple of weeks... and that was before I had a kid. Terrible shit :/
 
BiffTannen said:
Total rounds of golf were up about 30% last year.
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I was talking about this with my dad last weekend. A course he has a connection to normally does between 20-25K rounds a year and capacity (taking into account weather and maintenance) is around 30K and they had 40K rounds last year.
 
56 minutes today boys. Shit. Wasted so much time on the upper right and took forever to realize an obvious error in the lower left. Getting nervous...two more days for a gold February and if today’s an indication then the weekend will not go well.
 
I’m at 23 minutes so far and only about 2/3rd done. I keep leaving and coming back because I’m stuck in multiple places.
 
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