dartsndeacs
THE quintessential dwarf
I think all the lady posters are gone, so feel free
Yeah but nowadays we’ve cancelled being a bro
I think all the lady posters are gone, so feel free
Creamy, it’s day 2 and I’ve yet to be propositioned by a swinger. I’m kinda hurt.
Y’all need to just meet up and get it over with.
The meetup is in t-2 hours.
I was supposed to meet him in the casino last night but I got up 500 and when I texted that to my wife she told me if I cashed out and came to the room she’d send the kids over to the in laws for the rest of the evening.
The meetup is in t-2 hours.
I was supposed to meet him in the casino last night but I got up 500 and when I texted that to my wife she told me if I cashed out and came to the room she’d send the kids over to the in laws for the rest of the evening.
Now you get to face your in-laws after they know what you were doing
I took out all the stress of being on a cruise with 2 people who won’t eat in Nassau because they’re afraid of food poisoning but will eat 4 plates of lukewarm buffet food on their daughter last night.
Now you get to face your in-laws after they know what you were doing
mako hitting it raw is how they got to be grandparents.
Sure, but they didn’t knit the exact moments their daughter was getting railed (presumably)
When the Mardi Gras passed us last night, I mooned it from our balcony, hoping it was yall. I learned via text from LK this morning that you're on a different ship.The meetup is in t-2 hours.
I was supposed to meet him in the casino last night but I got up 500 and when I texted that to my wife she told me if I cashed out and came to the room she’d send the kids over to the in laws for the rest of the evening.
Check that, he jumped Saturday morning a day before we crossed paths.When the Mardi Gras passed us last night, I mooned it from our balcony, hoping it was yall. I learned via text from LK this morning that you're on a different ship.
I later learned that overnight a 43 year old man jumped off the Mardi Gras to his death. I hope seeing my fat asshole isn't what caused him to jump.
He is risen!
Lk continues the tradition of every person from the boards being exceptionally nice irl.