The One Post Per Day Thread

[birdman]

The path food takes from mouth to anus takes approximately 50 hours for the average man, but nearly 72 for the average woman, nearly a full day longer.

Canada goose mouth to cloacal timing is about 60 minutes, whereas a Galapagos Tortoise it's about 3 months.

 

[TownieDeac]

How old would you like to be when you die?

 

[BarcaDeac]

Canada goose mouth to cloacal timing is about 60 minutes, whereas a Galapagos Tortoise it's about 3 months.

Wow so the phrase "like shit through a goose" is actually accurate

 

[CreamyGoodness]

How old would you like to be when you die?

As long as I'm not a burden on my family, and I still have my mind, I'd like to ride it out as long as possible. Once I start forgetting my loved ones, I don't want to stay around much longer than that. If I never lose my mind, then I'd like to live for 420 years.

 

[Strickland33]

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Bob Barker is still alive.

 

[TimmyClutch]

I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees a living wage.

 

[DeacInVermont]

Today is Dick Van Dyke's 97th birthday

 

[bym051d]

Today is Dick Van Dyke's 97th birthday

I hope he picks up a win against Morocco tomorrow.

 

[mako1331]

How old would you like to be when you die?

258

 

[deaconson]

Because 259 suuuuucks

 

[ConnorEl]

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

 

[bym051d]

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Inspiring words for your patients.

 

[TimmyClutch]

I recently bought a toilet brush, and I’m going to be honest with you guys, I’m really thinking about going back to toilet paper.

 

[Milhouse]

good idea

 

[DeacdeTejas]

Australia is wider than the moon. The moon sits at 3400km in diameter, while Australia’s diameter from east to west is almost 4000km.

 

[mercurydime]

All streams/rivers in Haywood County, NC flow out of the county; none flow in.

 

[Shooshmoo]

Is everyone cool if I just post the video of Elmo getting booed on this thread every day?

 

[Biff Tannen]

Elmo. Ha ha. I get it.

 

[Gooner]

I'm going to use my one post a day for the rest of time to quote this post from Diggler. Rock Chalk, folks.