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mako1331 said:
Juice when I was 16 I had a pretty horrific sports injury where I basically tore my right groin and ass cheek and I had to do some pretty intensive PT and my physical therapist was one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen, plus she was Indian and the added exotic quality for a 16 year old from Whitebread Mountain Nc made being basically nude from the waist-down and having my nether regions worked on one of the most difficult experiences of my life. I remember mentally screaming at my manhood to remain flaccid during those ultrasounds.
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Still I Rise
 
cookoutdeac said:
how in the hell did you do that
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I used to wrestle to get in shape for basketball because the season started earlier, and the coach convinced me to wrestle in a tournament despite the fact that I had really no idea what I was doing. I got barnyarded and my right leg pretty much stayed attached to the mat. It was bad times. I also tried to put atomic balm on the injury that day because it hurt so bad and got some on my nuts, so I had another pain to fixate on for a while.
 
Deacfreak07 said:
Netflix's Trash Truck is hella dope if your kid is into Trash Trucks like my 4 year old is. We're also big fans of Stinky and Dirty on Prime. Both shows high on the problem solving #content. Those are pretty much the only shows we watch with a little Daniel Tiger or Curious George sprinkled in here and there.

As far as movies go, my kiddo is pretty #sensitive so we're treading lightly there. We've watched some Winnie the Pooh movies and those have been mostly fine. Tried to watch the Curious George feature film with his mom a couple weeks ago and he got pretty upset with the front desk clerk drying to hunt George down. My guy is empathetic to the nth degree. I'll never forget the time we blind read The Digger and the Flower to him the first time. He LOST it when the bulldozer wrecked the flower #spoilers. Little dude was inconsolable for like 30 minutes. Couldn't understand why the bulldozer would be such an asshole. Great opportunity to teach him about the cruel soulless realities of capitalism.
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Thank you for the PRIME recs. Trying to redirect from Blaze and the Monster Machines and Superwings to something else and he loves Prime because of the smile lol
 
one time I was at my sister's teeball game and they had these big wooden fences with logs on them, so I was walking along them like a balance beam, fell right on my groin and got a splinter in my sack and cut on my groin. so that was fun having my dad treat that.
 
06deacon said:
We used to have a dog in the bed but once he passed away, that was enough of that. We since got two dogs and each of them get shoved off the bed with extreme prejudice if they try to jump up.

Plus one of them snores like a a sick old man. I can barely sleep with him in the room in a dog bed as it is.
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Yeah, my last dog got to sleep in bed. That mostly came about the year I was overseas and my wife allowed him. We let him stay in bed the rest of his life. With our current dog he gets in bed to snuggle at night as we're reading, talking, getting ready for bed, but he sleeps in his crate. The only exception being if one of us is out of town, he tends to get to stay on the other side of the bed.
 
My dog will sleep in the bed with us for a few hours, then gets hot and goes out into the living room. I'm OK with that. I like dog snuggles.
 
mako1331 said:
Juice when I was 16 I had a pretty horrific sports injury where I basically tore my right groin and ass cheek and I had to do some pretty intensive PT and my physical therapist was one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen, plus she was Indian and the added exotic quality for a 16 year old from Whitebread Mountain Nc made being basically nude from the waist-down and having my nether regions worked on one of the most difficult experiences of my life. I remember mentally screaming at my manhood to remain flaccid during those ultrasounds.
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I went through back to back PT for a knee injury then a shoulder injury in HS at around age 16 and also had a smoking hot PT. She was from Pittsburgh though. It was hard for me (pun not intended) even with just working on knee and upper body stuff... I can't even imagine.
 
mako1331 said:
I used to wrestle to get in shape for basketball because the season started earlier, and the coach convinced me to wrestle in a tournament despite the fact that I had really no idea what I was doing. I got barnyarded and my right leg pretty much stayed attached to the mat. It was bad times. I also tried to put atomic balm on the injury that day because it hurt so bad and got some on my nuts, so I had another pain to fixate on for a while.
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So you wrestled but never learned how to wrestle from the corch? Or were just not that good but the coach convinced you to enter a tournament where everyone was very good?
 
one of our cats sleeps on our bed just about every night. sometimes I'll wake up and he's laying sort of nestled in my legs so I'll move him because I'll want to turn over.
 
Our 25 lb dog sleeps in the bed, usually with my daughter. He's a good snuggler. Our little dog will not sleep on the bed with my wife and me because she doesn't like to get jostled at all and I also think she gets hot. But, she'll sleep on the bed if one of us is out of town or she'll sleep on the bed with my son. They will also sleep till 11AM if you want to sleep in.
 
you people are killing me right now

YoungBuck95 said:
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just another way for NET to screw us by making clemson lose and reducing our SOS

TownieDeac said:
I got stung by a bee on the dick at soccer practice when I was like 15 or 16

That was miserable
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this is why you should not play naked soccer

ImTheCaptain said:
i got severe poison ivy on my dick one time

absolute worst two weeks of my life
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i scratch my balls enough as it is without adding that
 
Deacfreak07 said:
My current dog among his many "wonderful" qualities is a serial rapist and he will hump the shit out of anyone EVERY SINGLE time they are under a blanket. Sitting on the couch with a blanket, humping. Sitting quietly next to you and you a grab a blanket, humping. Invite him up on the bed, humping. He serious is the worst. We've kept this asshole alive for 12 years now.
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My new dog started raping the cat a couple weeks ago. That poor cat was repeatedly raped by the white fluffy rabbit, until we got him fixed two years ago, and is now being raped by the white fluffy dog.
 
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