CT 2024.2: Windy opines on exes

[WindyCityDeac]

And you think Republicans are useless

Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest

The bill would remove first cousins from the list of family members with whom it's illegal to have sexual relations in the state.

www.newsweek.com

 

[WRS]

amendment: any post by OR COMPLIMENTARY TO DR

Complimentary post = ban

 

[DeacInVermont]

And you think Republicans are useless

Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest

The bill would remove first cousins from the list of family members with whom it's illegal to have sexual relations in the state.

www.newsweek.com

Considering half of Kentucky is probably related, this is just sound policy.

 

[deacdiggler]

And you think Republicans are useless

Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest

The bill would remove first cousins from the list of family members with whom it's illegal to have sexual relations in the state.

www.newsweek.com

pretty sure that's just as prohibited by scripture as homosexuality is

 

[dartsndeacs]

granted I more appreciate the life lessons on winning more than the wake forest sports critiques

 

[BarcaDeac]

I am still in bed

 

[DeacInVermont]

pretty sure that's just as prohibited by scripture as homosexuality is

Nick is just REALLY SICK of his cousin Kaitlyn using this stupid law as an excuse.

 

[deacdiggler]

granted I more appreciate the life lessons on winning more than the wake forest sports critiques

you're married but no dog, right? you're winning like Wake's football team. You make a bowl game most years but it's not like you're winning natties

get a dog and you're like our basketball team. not winning much of anything, not embarrassing

get a dog and have a kid? you're losing in Division 2

 

[deacdiggler]

wait that lawyer WON SURVIVOR.

 

[dartsndeacs]

you're married but no dog, right? you're winning like Wake's football team. You make a bowl game most years but it's not like you're winning natties

get a dog and you're like our basketball team. not winning much of anything, not embarrassing

get a dog and have a kid? you're losing in Division 2

Exactly, where would the boards be without these takes?

 

[deacdiggler]

that's dangerously close to complimenting

 

[deacdiggler]

one of my first cousins married one of my second cousins. (They are, by definition, second cousins.) They first hooked up at a family reunion. At Stone Mountain. Ironically, they are from the only two yankee branches of our family tree.

 

[Biff Tannen]

And you think Republicans are useless

Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest

The bill would remove first cousins from the list of family members with whom it's illegal to have sexual relations in the state.

www.newsweek.com

Just use a rubber.

 

[Biff Tannen]

one of my first cousins married one of my second cousins. (They are, by definition, second cousins.) They first hooked up at a family reunion. At Stone Mountain. Ironically, they are from the only two yankee branches of our family tree.

Right under the noses of Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee ?

 

[Biff Tannen]

I am still in bed

Congrats on the marathon sex.

 

[Frosty]

one of my first cousins married one of my second cousins. (They are, by definition, second cousins.) They first hooked up at a family reunion. At Stone Mountain. Ironically, they are from the only two yankee branches of our family tree.

Talk about overcompensating

 

[deacdiggler]

Right under the noses of Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee ?

I'm not sure they actually climbed onto the carving, but broadly speaking, yes.

 

[Biff Tannen]

I gotta admit, I’ve never had sex with a yankee cousin at Stone Mountain.

 

[Biff Tannen]

I actually don’t think I have any yankee cousins.

 

[deaconson]

Just took an absolutely brutal dump at work. Feel bad for whoever goes in there next

Was washing my hands once upon a time after a nice trip to the super bowl. Dude enters and goes directly to the stall I was just in. I walked out the door as he was closing the stall door and, "enjoy the warm seat." Just came out. Oops.