CT 2024.2: Windy opines on exes

[WindyCityDeac]

Well... mouse ears got a bad radiology report for a mass on her thyroid. And they are doing a biopsy and sounds like there is a pretty high chance she has thryoid Cancer...

So there's that

 

[BeachBumDeac]

my wife just asked me if it was OK if she stayed in the room and worked while we spent the weekend in las vegas

I’m so glad that you two found each other

 

[ImTheCaptain]

I’m so glad that you two found each other

the shareholders need you to really get it togther

 

[DeacInVermont]

This has happened to us and we were running out of dinner forks. I bitched about it so much I got silverware for Christmas in 2022. Now we're down to four teaspoons and everyone denies ever taking one out of the house. I went and bought 50 plastic spoons yesterday and I'm going to get my wife 10 new spoons for Valentine's day and she's going to be super turned on.

Have you ever considered...

 

[06deacon]

OK, ok...so now ya'll have me looking at All-Clad...

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If you insist on non-stick why spend the money on all clad non stick? Just buy the cheapest nonstick possible.

It takes me 10 seconds to hand wash any of my stainless steel.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

If you insist on non-stick why spend the money on all clad non stick? Just buy the cheapest nonstick possible.

It takes me 10 seconds to hand wash any of my stainless steel.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

and just fucking wash the pan while it's hot

 

[deacdiggler]

Well... mouse ears got a bad radiology report for a mass on her thyroid. And they are doing a biopsy and sounds like there is a pretty high chance she has thryoid Cancer...

So there's that

please tell us that you already told her you're moving....

 

[WindyCityDeac]

At times i swear my life is a Seinfeld episode

 

[ImTheCaptain]

unless we're hosting people, when i cook basically every pan is clean when we sit down to eat

 

[WindyCityDeac]

please tell us that you already told her you're moving....

i have not.... figured i'd grab lunch with her this weekend or something.
Welp

 

[BarcaDeac]

and just fucking wash the pan while it's hot

or soak it when you're done with it and chances are that after dinner it'll wipe clean real easily

 

[06deacon]

I don’t even use barkeepers friend but like once a year (if ever) when I end up with scorched on shit on the underside and get tired of seeing it.

Normal is dish soap/dobie pad, done in 10 secs

 

[Biff Tannen]

I have kids who are supposed to wash the dishes and they are not highly motivated to do so when the pan is hot, so it goes in the dishwasher.

 

[Biff Tannen]

unless we're hosting people, when i cook basically every pan is clean when we sit down to eat

My wife is the exact opposite. She does not clean as she goes.

I don't cook much, but I definitely keep a clean workspace as much as possible.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

I have kids who are supposed to wash the dishes and they are not highly motivated to do so when the pan is hot, so it goes in the dishwasher.

cowards

 

[ImTheCaptain]

My wife is the exact opposite. She does not clean as she goes.

I don't cook much, but I definitely keep a clean workspace as much as possible.

mine either, the kitchen is a fucking wreck

 

[06deacon]

unless we're hosting people, when i cook basically every pan is clean when we sit down to eat

Superlike. This is the way. What the hell else are you doing for 5 minutes while the meat’s searing, sauce reducing, broccoli steaming or whatever

 

[mako1331]

i have not.... figured i'd grab lunch with her this weekend or something.
Welp

This is one of those situations where I'd end up living in Florida for the next decade or so. Ouch, man.

 

[dartsndeacs]

what if she could sense you were about to break it off and she just made up the thyroid cancer gypsy rose blanchard style?