CTCT: Featuring the Human Selfie Stick

[deacfan78]

LOL. I don't know for sure, but the old face had pits like acne scars where the material had worn away.

Wellman era face!

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Leaving for NYC this Sunday. Staying on W 40th Street between 7th and 8th Ave. Any good spots nearby for a NY hard roll?

well.... anywhere.
Any bodega.convenience store will have them. Asked for it buttered nothing else.... or go full Bacon egg and cheese... get extra napkins

 

[deacfan78]

well.... anywhere.

Found this bagel place a couple blocks away. Can I assume if I order a breakfast sandwich on a "roll", instead of a bagel, it will be a NY hard roll?

 

[WRS]

BECSPK according to the northerners

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I would tell you the key with the hardroll or bacon egg and cheese type thing is don't over think it. Just find some hole in the wall place where you see a decent number of people walking out with something wrapped in foil.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Found this bagel place a couple blocks away. Can I assume if I order a breakfast sandwich on a "roll", instead of a bagel, it will be a NY hard roll?

you can say hardroll without being mocked.

And yes, Bacon egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup is the "correct" way to order/say it

the and between egg and cheese is to be slurred into one large word of eggandcheese. and all said as fast as possible because as a New Yorker your time is more valuable than anyone else's

 

[deacfan78]

This place is right next door to my hotel

Bagel to Sandwich

Best Bagels in NYC!

bageltosandwich.com

 

[WindyCityDeac]

that looks too nice a place to have a true hardroll.
But i'd mess with those bagels all day long. nothing wrong with a bagel sandwich

 

[BarcaDeac]

Probably a few alleyways where you can get a hard roll

 

[mako1331]

My two little girls going absolutely apeshit over Kermit & Miss piggy getting married in the Muppets take Manhattan

My most distinct memory of my wedding is my brother continuously singing "Somebody's Getting Married" while we took our groomsmen pictures.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

you guys are gonna love this

last night i burned my dick when i spilled tea on my lap

 

[deacdiggler]

burning dick is probably not fun

unless you're into that in which case congrats

 

[birdman]

you guys arre gonna love this

last night i burned my dick when i spilled tea on my lapp

Spotted dick?

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

British problems

 

[BarcaDeac]

last night? that's not tea time

 

[mako1331]

My 5yo is a really strong swimmer but my wife is freaking out about taking her on a snorkeling excursion for some reason.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

you guys arre gonna love this

last night i burned my dick when i spilled tea on my lapp

There are easier ways to drink tea

 

[06deacon]

you can say hardroll without being mocked.

And yes, Bacon egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup is the "correct" way to order/say it

the and between egg and cheese is to be slurred into one large word of eggandcheese. and all said as fast as possible because as a New Yorker your time is more valuable than anyone else's

Wait ketchup?

 

[DeaconCav06]

My 5yo is a really strong swimmer but my wife is freaking out about taking her on a snorkeling excursion for some reason.

Don’t they make you wear life vests anyway?

 

[06deacon]

I will assume you were clothed when the accident occurred, so that must have been some extremely hot tea