bojanglefunk
Well-known member
Look at this unwrapped gift Santa is bringing! Oh wait...
I am on your side on this one, but that isn't an argument we are going to win with.
Look at this unwrapped gift Santa is bringing! Oh wait...
Yes, because if Coke says it, it must be so.
Look, Santa, if I'd wanted you to have a Coke I would have left it out with the damn cookies. Get out of my fridge!
:rulz:
No, actually, I was referring to the fact that they basically created that interpretation of Santa. I wasn't really being sarcastic.
But remember, I don't think my parents are morons for not wrapping my Santa gifts, either. (This part is sarcastic.)
we never left milk out with our cookies. we left diet coke.
Unwrapped was the best. Nothing better than storming down the stairs all at once (after parents had set everything up wrt to camera/tree lights/etc.), and then running to a pile of awesomeness and trying to digest it all at once. So many things to sort out and be happy about, just pure jubilation. This would really take about 30 minutes, then we'd all do a family breakfast w/ cinnamon buns and hot chocolate and stuff. After that we'd come back to all the wrapped presents under the tree from the parents/siblings and distribute then go around opening one at a time. Christmas would easily last until lunch time with this method. Then you had plenty of time to play w/ all your new shit the rest of the day.
yep, this
except change cinnamon buns to pecan waffles.
Santa and stockings pre-breakfast - family Christmas after
then after lunch, neighborhood kid celebration of new toys/one up-manship,
Unwrapped was the best. Nothing better than storming down the stairs all at once (after parents had set everything up wrt to camera/tree lights/etc.), and then running to a pile of awesomeness and trying to digest it all at once. So many things to sort out and be happy about, just pure jubilation. This would really take about 30 minutes, then we'd all do a family breakfast w/ cinnamon buns and hot chocolate and stuff. After that we'd come back to all the wrapped presents under the tree from the parents/siblings and distribute then go around opening one at a time. Christmas would easily last until lunch time with this method. Then you had plenty of time to play w/ all your new shit the rest of the day.
yep, this
except change cinnamon buns to pecan waffles.
Santa and stockings pre-breakfast - family Christmas after
then after lunch, neighborhood kid celebration of new toys/one up-manship,
Might as well just rephrase the question, "Did your parents love you?"