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2014 resolutions thread

maybe your resolution for her would be to have better taste when it comes to toasting bread
 
lbE08 said:
Can I make a resolution for someone else?
"I resolve to, once and for all, learn how to use the toaster." - crazy coworker who has burned her toast EVERY DAY for the last 2.5 years
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maybe she likes burnt toast?
 
RollTheQuad06 said:
maybe she likes burnt toast?
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nope, because there's usually a big exclamation party of "oooh, it burned!!" where she sounds kind of like Mr. Bill ("Ohhh noooo! Mr. billl!!!!")
 
if you teach a man to properly use the toaster, we don't have to hear about it FOREVER
 
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