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30 harshest musician on musician insults

25. Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them cunts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”
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A musician a friend worked with went on tour with Buddy Rich one winter. Buddy was such an asshole that he threw this guy off the tour bus at about 2 AM, in the snow, in bumfuck nowhere, Minnesota in February. He left the guy there for about an hour before coming back to get him.

When they finished the tour, the guy's wife and 5 yo daughter were waiting for him as the opened it's doors. Buddy got off the bus and cursed the guy and his best friend out mercilessly for five minutes.

A year or so later Buddy Rich died. The guy called Buddy's house. Buddy's widow andwered the phone.

"Is Buddy home?"

"No I'm sorry he died."

The guy hung up. He waited a few minutes and called again. "Is Buddy home?"

"No, I'm sorry he died. Wait, didn't you just call?"

"I did. But I'll never tired of hearing that."
 
16. Alan McGee on Coldplay
“Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should’ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.”

This made me laugh
 
I laughed at:
Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”
 
Surprised Ted Nugent on the Grateful Dead didn't make the list. He rails on them all the time.
 
I feel like all the Courtney Love insults are a waste. That bitch hates everyone and everyone hates her.
 
RicoSuave said:
OHY! Boys II Men could rock an R&B love ballad!
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Going to see them in concert with the wifey instead of watching the Wake/MD ACCT game in 2009 was a wise decision. They were great. Wake was not.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
25. Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them cunts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”
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Shitty music, but it appears they don't take themselves too seriously:

 
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It was awesome at Lollapalooza this weekend that so much of the crowd was at Mumford and Sons so we could get a pretty great spot for Postal Service. Jenny Lewis is a BABE.
 
Is Lennon's "All you had was yesterday" shot on Paul on there?

Rap shouldn't count outside of "Hit em Up."
 
Go said:
Is Lennon's "All you had was yesterday" shot on Paul on there?

Rap shouldn't count outside of "Hit em Up."
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I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little fuck, I got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushing weight, back in '88
You was a ballerina, I got the pictures, I seen ya
Then you dropped "Shook Ones," switched your demeanor
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Roc-A-Fella, students of the game, we passed the class cause
Nobody can read you dudes like we do
Don't let em gas you, like "Jigga is ass and won't clap you"
Trust me on this one, I'll detach you
Mind from spirit, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole
No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I sold what your whole album sold in my first week
You guys don't want it with Hov
Ask Nas, he don't want it with Hov, no!
 


And I don't got a problem with clout
You ain't get shot again yet, so what's your second album about? (Nothing!)
Your raps are pre-school, you made a lot of money, now be cool
'Fore I swell up your lips like seafood
Can I get a mic check? You don't stand a chance
To dance with me dog, ya steps ain't right yet
Block is just fine, homie, the D's straight
Most likely your new CD is a weed plate
Bunch of love songs, 100% pure garbage
Just somethin' to break up buds on
You should just sell clothes and sneakers
Cause outta your whole camp your flow's the weakest
I'm in the town where the young boys is clappin',
You runnin' around with the lieutenant and captain,
It'll take a lifetime to see 'Kiss
You had to get shot 9 times to be rich
 
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