Gentlemen, our mole.
She incepted me because she knew I had a high school girlfriend who briefly played the Jasmine character at Disney World. She knew I would inherently be trusting of her as a double agent, and for the longest time, it worked, god dammit. Playing coy on this thread and pos repping me for the original post were nice attempts, but something seemed suspicious.
So I ran her name through the Apetit codecracking algorithm he typically uses to identify potential coaching targets, and this is what it gave me.
Women's
Federation of
Fighters for
Bashar al-Assad
115
I can only assume the 115 is a member number, which means there could be dozens of others out there attacking unsuspecting ACC message boards.
The gig's up. Mods, please run a trace on her location and PM the details to deacphan, ballstatedeac, and CC obama and myself please. You'll of course need to permaban her and all associated IP addresses, assuming she isn't hiding behind a proxy.
Now, intelligence intercepted a message from the girl group suggesting the codes for a potential second strike were hidden in the SheWomanManHatersClub. Using very advanced technologies I won't bore you with now, I used a program rjkarl gave me, filtered out all the male posts, and created what I'm understood is called a CLOUD COMPUTER from the shewoman thread. It looks like this:
I'll definitely need help deciphering it. Thoughts?
