What few know is Christine had just asked,"Can anyone give me a heart?"
For this shameful thread and many others that diminish WFU's outstanding reputation, I have reported this board to the Wake Forest University Public Relations Department.
Do expect to hear from our legal team in the near future. This place is going to have its trailer doors slammed shut in the very near future.
Even though I know this is a parody, I feel obligated to respond (dwarf-like tendencies).
You can't shut us down. Period.