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Alabama Tea Bagger Gets Two Years in Jail

A couple of things:

1) Ha Ha at the LSU fan. The video would be funnier if it were a Ga Tech fan though.
2) Krystal is a place the fans of the losing team should go after the game. Not the winners. I can't see myself running out of the Superdome after winning the national championship, chanting, "ROLL TIDE ROLL! LET'S GO TO KRYSTAL! FOLLOW ME!"
3) NOPD should definitely look into this once the victim wakes up and decides to press charges.
 
HeavyPetter said:
A couple of things:

1) Ha Ha at the LSU fan. The video would be funnier if it were a Ga Tech fan though.
2) Krystal is a place the fans of the losing team should go after the game. Not the winners. I can't see myself running out of the Superdome after winning the national championship, chanting, "ROLL TIDE ROLL! LET'S GO TO KRYSTAL! FOLLOW ME!"
3) NOPD should definitely look into this once the victim wakes up and decides to press charges.
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Bama fans, dude...what do you expect?
 
Granted I haven't seen a lot of penises (at least not since my days of showering after football practice in HS), but that is the smallest penis I've ever seen. Its tiny. Either that Bama fan is a giant with a normal man's penis, or hes a normal-sized man with a tiny penis.
 
BoogityBoogity said:
Granted I haven't seen a lot of penises (at least not since my days of showering after football practice in HS), but that is the smallest penis I've ever seen. Its tiny. Either that Bama fan is a giant with a normal man's penis, or hes a normal-sized man with a tiny penis.
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So...you don't watch porn?
 
scooter84 said:
Isn't it a little gay to want to rub your ballsack all over some helpless guy's face?
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No it's not. It's a lot gay.


I thought he just had his balls out. If his penis was out, yeah it's very small.
 
My guess is that the Tide guy can add lots of legal expenses and wage garnishments to his student loan payments. Roll Tide Roll!
 
BoogityBoogity said:
Granted I haven't seen a lot of penises (at least not since my days of showering after football practice in HS), but that is the smallest penis I've ever seen. Its tiny. Either that Bama fan is a giant with a normal man's penis, or hes a normal-sized man with a tiny penis.
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Grower vs Shower?
 
HeavyPetter said:
A couple of things:

1) Ha Ha at the LSU fan. The video would be funnier if it were a Ga Tech fan though.
2) Krystal is a place the fans of the losing team should go after the game. Not the winners. I can't see myself running out of the Superdome after winning the national championship, chanting, "ROLL TIDE ROLL! LET'S GO TO KRYSTAL! FOLLOW ME!"
3) NOPD should definitely look into this once the victim wakes up and decides to press charges.
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In regards to two, you should just be running out pointing at random women letting them know they have been selected for victory coitous and need to follow you back to the hotel.
 
If I was that LSU fan, I'd take it as a lesson learned. Why would he even bother to press charges? Revenge for the loss? Oh, great idea. Label a guy as a sex offender for the rest of his life when all he did was teabag your stupid ass. Sue? Well, maybe, but nobody can even see his face on the video. The humiliation really lies in him being so shitfaced that he passed out in a public place. Worse goes on on a nightly basis in Nawlins. And worse undoubtedly went on that night with several scrums and beatings that went down between the fanbases. But yeah, let's waste time on a fucking teabagging. Fuck that shithole of a city and fuck their archaic and rather arbitrary system of law.
 
EatLeadCommie said:
If I was that LSU fan, I'd take it as a lesson learned. Why would he even bother to press charges? Revenge for the loss? Oh, great idea. Label a guy as a sex offender for the rest of his life when all he did was teabag your stupid ass. Sue? Well, maybe, but nobody can even see his face on the video. The humiliation really lies in him being so shitfaced that he passed out in a public place. Worse goes on on a nightly basis in Nawlins. And worse undoubtedly went on that night with several scrums and beatings that went down between the fanbases. But yeah, let's waste time on a fucking teabagging. Fuck that shithole of a city and fuck their archaic and rather arbitrary system of law.
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no chance would i press charges. that there is a lesson learned. you press charges and you have to admit it's you. if you just drop it your buddies may think they know but they can't know for sure.
 
deaconson said:
no chance would i press charges. that there is a lesson learned. you press charges and you have to admit it's you. if you just drop it your buddies may think they know but they can't know for sure.
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Everybody already knows who it is. It's the son of a TV sportscaster from Mobile.
 
"Your honor, this is just a big misunderstanding. I sat in gum!"
 
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