Attention Marketing, Branding, AD Dept., Higher Ups: Wake Needs a Beer... Stat!

[Spragoo]

I've been saying this for a few years now, but Wake Forest needs our own beer made by a local brewery. We need to serve that beer in Groves stadium. I was standing with Barry Faircloth at the Tulane game last year in New Orleans, and he tweeted about it because Tulane has its own beer that they sell at games. Unfortunately, State has beaten us to the punch on this issue.

There would be no better way to market, brand, and make Wake "cool" than to come up with a unique beer produced by one of our many local breweries. I would say Foothills but could be ok with others.

Someone please make this happen. Launch it the week of the UNC game to rub in the fact we can have beer in the stadium and public universities can't (for now).

What should we call it?
Mother So Beer?
Demon Deacon Double IPA?

 

[deaconnor]

I love Mother So Beer. Come on Foothills make it happen

 

[tigerswood]

Mother So Beer. Cool gold/black can. Easy to drink golden ale. Boom. We're rich!

 

[RJKarl]

In addition to hops and other ingredients, the winter brew should come in two flavors- ExLax and Xanax.

 

[Spragoo]

A Black & Golden Ale. I’ll take half the profits for this idea. Let’s make it happen.

 

[Rafi]

Fiddlin' Fish is making "Game, Set, Shandy" for the Winston-Salem Open next week.

 

[PhDeac]

Call it Deacon Brews.

 

[knowell]

Call it Deacon Brews.

That works. "I need a beer when I lose..."

 

[wakelaw13]

Mother So Beer. Cool gold/black can. Easy to drink golden ale. Boom. We're rich!

Tigerswood gets it. We want this to be a beer we can drink and showcase all day, both before and during the game. A golden ale suits this purpose.

 

[netflixnchildres]

Get Bzzz'd, a low percentage beer brewed with local honey.

 

[netflixnchildres]

Natty O, a sour beer aged in old oak barrels.

 

[06deacon]

Danny Manning ale. Very expensive with fancy packaging. Tastes like shit but the marketing pretends it’s the greatest beer ever and you’re stupid for thinking otherwise.

Jeff [Redacted] lager. You think this is shitty beer? Well fuck you buddy

 

[netflixnchildres]

Oh Heaven's Yes!, a refreshing stout finished off using a salty cream unique to Winston-Salem.

 

[PhDeac]

Danny Manning ale. Very expensive with fancy packaging. Tastes like shit but the marketing pretends it’s the greatest beer ever and you’re stupid for thinking otherwise.

Jeff [name redacted] lager. You think this is shitty beer? Well fuck you buddy

The Danny Manning Ale costs too much to get rid of so you have to drink it.

 

[netflixnchildres]

Drew's Moricle on 4th Street, a red ale created by 4th Street Filling Station that is very pricey.

 

[netflixnchildres]

Not Your Father's Childress by Childress Vineyards, an un-aged wine that is disappointing from start to finish.

 

[netflixnchildres]

Paint Touches, a dark beer mixed with actual paint.

 

[Coach O]

Hide Your Keys, all the promise of a full bodied beer, with nothing inside.

 

[thatguy2016]

Snot Bubbles, starts promising, peaks mid-can, but ends up flat and uninspiring

 

[ChrisL68]

That works. "I need a beer when I lose..."

The favourite beer for fans of Wake Forest basketball