BBall Recruiting Thread 2k16- SJM, Washington, Childress & Mitchell sign NLIs; 2017?

[Nelly Furtado]

Stop fraternizing with the help Furtado. Just deliver your hot recruiting takes... if you can find them.

The Duke guy hasn't been back around to troll, so no need to regale him with new tales of adventures into his mother's various orifices (or is it orificii?).

 

[Chef Bobby Flay]

There's a part of me that hopes Giles calls an audible and signs with Purdue. Then we all have this "WTF Painter!" moment.

 

[Kathy Bates]

The Duke guy hasn't been back around to troll, so no need to regale him with new tales of adventures into his mother's various orifices (or is it orificii?).

orifibonacci?

 

[Nelly Furtado]

What if Giles had been on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370? Man, that would have been bananas. We'd all be like "nooooooooooo!!!" except for if he was going to go to Duke and then we would have had mixed feelings probably.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

It's like Meatloaf and the dude from Mythbusters had a kid.

Joss Whedon and the guy from Mythbusters.

 

[88Deac]

I don't know why the 80's Deacs are so scared of sex? Especially considering back in the day their tongue had to hack its way through a pube jungle like they were Johnny Messner in Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHe1XPTioIk

 

[LeoDeaCaprio]

I do love that all the celeb posters joined three years ago. We been here.

 

[Nelly Furtado]

88Deac actually seems kind of cool. You were nervous at first about #DogCrateGate, but now you have relaxed. I think you should be Jim Henson. Mods, can you help him get started?

 

[Peter Gallagher]

word on the Street is '18 PG Racheon Black is a heavy wake lean

 

[WFU Lurker]

I'm quite fine that the majority of posts in the thread do not include substantive news, but can we please not fill it up with conversations between parody posters?

 

[DS Scout]

Maybe it's time that the olds and olds before their time facepainters come home.

We got that RJK feller, one real horny paladeac and some weirdo who calls his self demoniodickcheese

 

[marquee moon]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

DS Scout in da house

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Boards have gone in full fledged sociopath mode based on reading last two pages. With that said...

#####VIBES#####

 

[SiffzzzLover]

I do love that all the celeb posters joined three years ago. We been here.

Hello loverboy................

 

[WFU Police Dep't]

These violations of decorum will not be tolerated!!

 

[AdultDiaperDeac]

what in thee sam hill is goin' on 'round here!!??

 

[Kathy Bates]

well now it's just moonzzz talking to himself

 

[Allen Covert]

i found the party

 

[Kai]

 

[JohnnyDeacon]

Jobless claims rising
Increasing parody posts
Not coincidence