Probably goes without saying that Ricky was a real admirer of Mr. Wilkersberry’s work. The Fiesta Fox always fancied himself as an amateur inventor, and he considered Bowtie an inspiration in that regard. Of course, unlike Bowtie, none of Foxy’s inventions ever came to fruition, as Ricky would be the first to admit that his inclination is more toward the vision than the implementation. Explains why he’s hired a couple of bonafide computer whizzes, TWDeac and CookoutDeac, to run this here show.
Anyway, Ricky went on a real spree back in the winter of ’73 after reading Bowtie’s unauthorized autobiography. Foxy had been engaging in a pretty regular poon dip with this broad he met at the Central Library down on Fifth Street. Although we called her the Librarian, she wasn’t an actual librarian. But seeing as how she was between homes and all, she spent a lot of time using the library’s facilities and knew all the latest books and periodicals. Like many vagrants, the Librarian was something of a Bowtie enthusiast, I reckon because when you’re living on the streets, or among the stacks at a local public library, you either innovate or perish (incidentally, I believe Innovate or Perish was actually the title of Bowtie’s second book). For instance, according to Rick this bird used to put down a layer of old newspaper on the floor of the library stairwell every time the two of them would make their love. Said she never knew when she might need those drippings for later. Pretty nifty.
One day Ricky came home with Bowtie’s book, which I have to say was a goddamn imposing monster of a manuscript. Must have been two or three thousand pages, minimum. Of course, when you’ve had as many inventions as Bowtie, you need a lot of room to tell your tale. And no one ever accused Bowtie of being a humble man. But Ricky wasn’t intimidated by the size of this tome. Snagged a couple handfuls of leapers from Kreebie and into his bedroom he went.
Two hundred sixty-two hours and fifteen minutes later, Ricky emerged, Bowtie’s dog-eared book in one hand, a bursting sketchpad in the other. Couldn’t stand still for even a second, partly from all the road dope he’d swallowed, but moreso from the excitement of revealing his inventions. So the entire assembly of Reynolda Raiders gathered around for Ricky to exhibit his creations.
Wish I could recall the specifics of Ricky’s many inventions, but with his lightning-quick talking, interspersed with uncontrollable teeth grinding and spontaneous crying, it was impossible to keep up. As you might expect, they were limited exclusively to innovations of a sexual nature. The vast majority of ‘em had to do with quicksand. Foxy said that if the stuff was strong enough to suck a fully grown man to his ultimate demise beneath the jungle floor, imagine what it could do for your pecker. If he could harness that power, he could change the world. It was about then that Ricky’s eyes rolled back in his head and he started frothing at the mouth and we made the group decision to put him to bed.
Following day, Foxy wakes up and dashes off to the library to see the Librarian and share with her his sketchbook of inventions. He was so tickled. Had big dreams of striking it rich and getting her an apartment or at least some kind of tent or canopy. Tragically, however, that was the week of one of Winston-Salem’s nastier cold snaps. When Ricky arrived, he learned authorities had discovered the Librarian early that morning, huddled behind the facility’s dumpster, frozen stiff as a rooster’s beak. Ironically, the only thing in her possession was a handful of old, slightly damp newspapers.