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Here, we discuss the catholic church. This should free up the Sandusky thread.
 
This week's Bors cartoon:

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A rabbi and a priest are on a train. The priest looks at the rabbi and asks,"Men of your faith aren't supposed eat ham. Just between us two men of the cloth. Have you ever had a ham sandwich?"

"Well father, as a young man, my friends and I were rebellious. Yes, I've tried ham sandwiches."

"What did you think?"

"It was fine, Father, just between two men of the cloth, did you ever make love to a woman?"

The priest gets very quiet and blushes,"Well rabbi, a few weeks before I went into the seminary, a friend set me up with a girl and we made love."

The rabbi smiled and said,"Ain't it a hell of a lot better than a ham sandwich?"
 
RJKarl said:
A rabbi and a priest are on a train. The priest looks at the rabbi and asks,"Men of your faith aren't supposed eat ham. Just between us two men of the cloth. Have you ever had a ham sandwich?"

"Well father, as a young man, my friends and I were rebellious. Yes, I've tried ham sandwiches."

"What did you think?"

"It was fine, Father, just between two men of the cloth, did you ever make love to a woman?"

The priest gets very quiet and blushes,"Well rabbi, a few weeks before I went into the seminary, a friend set me up with a girl and we made love."

The rabbi smiled and said,"Ain't it a hell of a lot better than a ham sandwich?"
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RJKarl said:
A rabbi and a priest are on a train. The priest looks at the rabbi and asks,"Men of your faith aren't supposed eat ham. Just between us two men of the cloth. Have you ever had a ham sandwich?"

"Well father, as a young man, my friends and I were rebellious. Yes, I've tried ham sandwiches."

"What did you think?"

"It was fine, Father, just between two men of the cloth, did you ever make love to a woman?"

The priest gets very quiet and blushes,"Well rabbi, a few weeks before I went into the seminary, a friend set me up with a girl and we made love."

The rabbi smiled and said,"Ain't it a hell of a lot better than a ham sandwich?"
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RJKarl said:
A rabbi and a priest are on a train. The priest looks at the rabbi and asks,"Men of your faith aren't supposed eat ham. Just between us two men of the cloth. Have you ever had a ham sandwich?"

"Well father, as a young man, my friends and I were rebellious. Yes, I've tried ham sandwiches."

"What did you think?"

"It was fine, Father, just between two men of the cloth, did you ever make love to a woman?"

The priest gets very quiet and blushes,"Well rabbi, a few weeks before I went into the seminary, a friend set me up with a girl and we made love."

The rabbi smiled and said,"Ain't it a hell of a lot better than a ham sandwich?"
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Obviously, you can't get through the Pearly Gates without making some personal sacrifices.
 
bym051d said:
The Pope himself left me rep!
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This is the work-around for signed rep now. Those of us who have no aliases/parodies sack up and do it the manly-man way.


Instead of leaving rep, you post nasty shit in the tag cloud.:cool:
 
I am not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief is positively harmful. Reviewing the false claims of religion, I do not wish, as some sentimental materialists affect to wish, that they were true. I do not envy believers their faith. I am relieved to think that the whole story is a sinister fairy tale; life would be miserable if what the faithful affirmed was actually the case.-Hitchens
 
Caturday said:
I am not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief is positively harmful. Reviewing the false claims of religion, I do not wish, as some sentimental materialists affect to wish, that they were true. I do not envy believers their faith. I am relieved to think that the whole story is a sinister fairy tale; life would be miserable if what the faithful affirmed was actually the case.-Hitchens
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"Hitchens overlooked a couple of details in this analysis. Afterlife has been something of a challenge for him, having his philosophical bubble burst at the same time I'm frying his ass for eternity. He is a sassy thing down here. Go Deacs!"- Beelzebub
 
DreamOnDemOn said:
"Hitchens overlooked a couple of details in this analysis. Afterlife has been something of a challenge for him, having his philosophical bubble burst at the same time I'm frying his ass for eternity. He is a sassy thing down here. Go Deacs!"- Beelzebub
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“Never say you know the last word about any human heart.”
-Henry James

“For now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face.”
-St. Paul
 
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