Chat Thread 162: We got some crazy bacon hatin' mutha fuckas around here

[Seizures]

I bet she has a hairy bunghole

Not say hey deac hairy

Maybe jhmd hairy

But not orange like him is

 

[dartsndeacs]

I was the 1st round leader in the tri-state handicap bowling tournament held annually at the Showboat Hotel and Casino RIP

 

[Seizures]

Do squirrels carry rabies?

 

[dartsndeacs]

I made the first cut.

 

[TownieDeac]

How many teams in NC competed in the Premier level? Was your accomplishment akin to winning B team intramural flag football at Wake?

No clue about premier. It's a regional thing instead of a state thing. We played a tournament in Atlanta, Texas, etc. My family couldn't afford for me to stay with it.

Classic was probably 100 teams or so. Challenge bigger, the lower leagues even bigger. Better the leagues, the fewer the teams. Similar to pro soccer leagues in the US.

 

[DeaconBrews]

Would you fuck Monica?

how did townie not know this was the big DOUBLE M

 

[Seizures]

I hate fucking squirrels

 

[dartsndeacs]

That means you get to bowl more and 60% of the field goes home

 

[Seizures]

Flying squirrels are weird

 

[DeaconBrews]

I hate fucking squirrels

"I'm."

i thought you were an english major

 

[Seizures]

So close

 

[dartsndeacs]

I made the step ladder finals once when I was like 15

 

[Seizures]

Monica has a tight poon?

 

[dartsndeacs]

I was 2nd going in. Then this pipsqueak bowled like 200 against me and came back from 5th to beat me.

 

[JDawg]

I bet she has a hairy bunghole

Not say hey deac hairy

Maybe jhmd hairy

But not orange like him is

what about Jillian from The Bachelor as according to Jordan hairy?

 

[Seizures]

Rj bust that poon all up

 

[TownieDeac]

Ran a 4:24 mile in HS wooooo nobody cares. Actually wakephan09 can probably recite all my best times better than I can, though I ran the mile before he joined the team.

 

[JDawg]

boo

 

[Seizures]

Shit

 

[dartsndeacs]

Today is the day of me