Chat Thread: Be better than the Gap, guys

[BarcaDeac]

any girls that take my last name can wear/listen to whatever they want as long as they read de Beauvoir, Butler, Crenshaw and the Combahee River Collective

Dan Crenshaw?

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Mako are you going to take your daughters to a Purity Ball, make em sign the virginity pledge?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Good work ITC. I was waiting for thread title change

 

[ImTheCaptain]

BKF, Dutch Deacon, RJK

 

[mako1331]

Mako are you going to take your daughters to a Purity Ball, make em sign the virginity pledge?

I'm definitely not gonna educate them about contraceptives because I'm tryna be a grandpa ASAP, bro.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Dan Crenshaw?

Ben

 

[tigerswood]

You guys calling your young daughters hot is making me uncomfortable.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Knight practicing law.

usually SNL's background civilian "actors" are pretty unremarkable but damn, the jurors are selling this sketch

 

[ImTheCaptain]

You guys calling your young daughters hot is making me uncomfortable.

"WAP, both creating and consuming, sexualizes my hot, young nubile daughters!"

 

[mako1331]

You guys calling your young daughters hot is making me uncomfortable.

IDR anyone saying their daughters were hot, bro. Seems like projection. DSS is on the way.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

IDR anyone saying their daughters were hot, bro. Seems like projection. DSS is on the way.

i think he meant this - but i'm pretty sure it's a joke:

Just kidding, my kids look like me and the girls are gonna be crazy hot.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

I'm definitely not gonna educate them about contraceptives because I'm tryna be a grandpa ASAP, bro.

Your daughters prom photos gonna be LIT

 

[mako1331]

i think he meant this - but i'm pretty sure it's a joke:

Yeah, mine was too. I'm just not funny.


On a separate note, the Zoom presenter just looked at the reading scores of my Honors Freshmen on the preassessment that they take at the beginning of the semester and asked if I was teaching an EC class. Damn. My school is apparently not smart.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Dads with guns in prom photos is a southern genre all on its own

 

[ImTheCaptain]

that dress is a genre, woof

 

[deaconson]

Dads with guns in prom photos is a southern genre all on its own

Yeah, not a good look for soon to be grand dads.

 

[BarcaDeac]

y'all see that Jeffrey Toobin's been suspended for showing his dick on Zoom?

 

[BillBrasky]

I'm just going to repeat the sex ed my parents gave me and leave a Christian book about sexual choices on my sons' bed when he's 12-13 and encourage him to read it

Well TBF my mom did tell me when I got older (maybe 16 or 17) that she would back any girl I knocked up and that I would have to support the child financially, even if that meant getting a full time job while still in HS.. And I'll tell you what that message 100% worked. It still resonated in my 20's too. Which is why I only dated chicks who were on birth control and pro-choice.

 

[Kory]

Dads with guns in prom photos is a southern genre all on its own

the overly protective father shit only thrown into sharper relief when it's dude smiling with a shotgun, imo.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I'm just going to repeat the sex ed my parents gave me and leave a Christian book about sexual choices on my sons' bed when he's 12-13 and encourage him to read it

Well TBF my mom did tell me when I got older (maybe 16 or 17) that she would back any girl I knocked up and that I would have to support the child financially, even if that meant getting a full time job while still in HS.. And I'll tell you what that message 100% worked. It still resonated in my 20's too. Which is why I only dated chicks who were on birth control and pro-choice.

My first girlfriend was poor white trash, but crazy, crazy hot for you know, a young girl--eeeek. My parents always scared the piss outta me about getting her pregnant.

I decided to chase the money after that and started dating girls with rich parents. Never again did my parents bother me about getting a girl pregnant.