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First man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain
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I know you've facebooked stalked her. What's the harpy up to now?Valentine’s Day my Junior Year at Wake, I had just gotten back from a semester in Ireland and was dead broke.
I told the girl I was dating weeks in advance that I couldn’t afford to do anything for V Day because I hadn’t worked in 5 months.
After much complaining, I relented and said we could go to lunch at Copelands. We finish lunch and she says “So why are we doing tonight?”
“What do you mean? This is what we are doing.”
“I thought that was just a trick and you had some elaborate plan.”
Then we proceeded to go back and forth about the issue. At some point the phrase “BUT ITS VALENTINES DAY” was uttered.
I ended up doing a homemade candle lit dinner.
But, I hate this day.
With their teethHow do dinosaurs say good night