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Chat Thread: Next up on the cancel train: Ken Griffey, Jr.!!!

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I'm sitting on the couch listening to the boy dropping the kids off at the pool in the powder room. He's got something brewing. Wife walked by the door,

"you turn the fan on?"
<sullenly> nooo
"You should."
 
Deacfan2009 said:
Lol. Probably helped himself to a nice cold glass of ice milk when he got home.
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That’s mother in law’s ex-bf. FIL is a very different beast (ate mushrooms at our wedding, now retired and plays in bar bands).
 
deaconson said:
I'm not convinced it'll be a bad outcome.

Now, all bests are off when she face times from boston. He never knows what he's gonna see.
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I mean at this point she’s been having the same dude shoving it in her once a week for the past decade and a half. If she needed a little road strange adventure at this point to feel alive i don’t think I’d really blame her.
 
I also feel like this is a good time to clarify there’s nothing about my wife that I post on the ct that she isn’t aware of or gives a shit that I post. She’s a pretty chill lady when it comes to my pretendifrends.
 
mako1331 said:
I also feel like this is a good time to clarify there’s nothing about my wife that I post on the ct that she isn’t aware of or gives a shit that I post. She’s a pretty chill lady when it comes to my pretendifrends.
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Pretendifriends is a solid band name. Though, tbh, it might need to be a cover band
 
mako1331 said:
I also feel like this is a good time to clarify there’s nothing about my wife that I post on the ct that she isn’t aware of or gives a shit that I post. She’s a pretty chill lady when it comes to my pretendifrends.
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The look on her face when I asked her what she thought of your pretendfriends was pretty telling.
 
mako1331 said:
Is there any SB poster that would be a welcome addition to the CT? I’m kinda sad @Gooner doesn’t participate more.
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I don’t know that I’d have enough to contribute, I’m a one-trick pony on these boards now that mafia is gone. But I still love you, mako.
 
Gooner said:
I don’t know that I’d have enough to contribute, I’m a one-trick pony on these boards now that mafia is gone. But I still love you, mako.
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It’s pretty much just an overnight banter that never ends. You’d be fine.
 
Gooner said:
I don’t know that I’d have enough to contribute, I’m a one-trick pony on these boards now that mafia is gone. But I still love you, mako.
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Look @Mt. Olive ! bro came as a one trick pony (pickles !) And in no time at all, not only does this hombre hone his pickle posts to a keen edge but shocking everyone and expands his posting repertoire. He's really spreading his wings. A true underdog story for our times. Only THIS time Rudy got his shot and never left the field.
 
YoungBuck95 said:
we're making a rough guestlist for the wedding and let me tell you - i've got like 5 friends
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This is a very strong low key humblebragflex. How do you invite your pretendifriends to your wedding without actually mailing anything? This post. He's gotta flesh out the groom's guest list with us.

This will be an epic rager.
 
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