Chat Thread: Ready for the reign/rain to end

[deacdiggler]

Mako is photogenic AF

 

[DeacInVermont]

Mako is photogenic AF

He really has supplanted siff on the beautiful family front.

 

[BarcaDeac]

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Mako fucked a dolphin seems like something that would happen, anything that shows him attention and such.

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Monday night is kinda meh, the only beer I really like from them is the drafty kilt but that’s available anywhere now. Three taverns is probably the best of the three, halfway is alright but for that style of beer Lost Druid is better

 

[YoungBuck95]

This makes me laugh literally every time

It truly is a good bit. Gets me every time too.

 

[YoungBuck95]

Anyways LadyYB has taken me to the comedy club tonight for a former kindergarten teacher turned stand up. I’m sure I’ll laugh at 10% of the jokes

 

[YoungBuck95]

The comedy club is playing WAP which is not what I expected considering I’m a bluegrass guy and she’s a swiftie

 

[YoungBuck95]

Anyways - I’m about to act up

 

[wakephan09]

spending the next 2 months on a cruise ship for the next 3 months

really struggling to figure out what this means

 

[wakephan09]

Today, I was that alumni

jesus christ what did they teach you in boarding school

 

[Strickland33]

I have not

I’m guessing you’re gonna feel some inner turmoil the moment Gyllenhaal takes offhis shirt for the first time

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

was having a debate with my wife, figured I would throw this question to the boards - in which businesses is it legal to masturbate? Also, is it illegal to masturbate in a public bathroom stall? If it’s illegal, how would this crime be investigated?

 

[Shooshmoo]

I haven't watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall in a long time, but it's just so good. Top 5 all time comedy for me.

 

[Shooshmoo]

was having a debate with my wife, figured I would throw this question to the boards - in which businesses is it legal to masturbate? Also, is it illegal to masturbate in a public bathroom stall? If it’s illegal, how would this crime be investigated?

I don't think it's legal to masturbate anywhere outside of legal brothels and sperm clinics. Yes, illegal to masturbate in public stalls. CSI is brought in with blacklights.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Legal to honk off/sex in a hotel, because it’s a private accommodation. Presumably other forms of private accommodations you can rent have to include clauses that say you cant have sex/spank it, right?

My question is, what is the difference, by legal definition, that makes it acceptable to have sex in a hotel, but not say a…party room in a museum? Is it the presence of a bed?

 

[Deacfreak07]

Legal to honk off/sex in a hotel, because it’s a private accommodation. Presumably other forms of private accommodations you can rent have to include clauses that say you cant have sex/spank it, right?

My question is, what is the difference, by legal definition, that makes it acceptable to have sex in a hotel, but not say a…party room in a museum? Is it the presence of a bed?

If you're hot like @mako1331 you can probably crank it anywhere children aren't present and get away with it.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Sunday night darts is HOT in Tokyo

If ya need some tips or a reminder, you can always take a number two

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[ImTheCaptain]

was having a debate with my wife, figured I would throw this question to the boards - in which businesses is it legal to masturbate? Also, is it illegal to masturbate in a public bathroom stall? If it’s illegal, how would this crime be investigated?

And they say romance is dead

 

[tsywake]

Morning CT!