Chat Thread: Where RJKarl is everyone's professional reference

[deacdiggler]

yeah you may want to go ahead and vomit now to make room for the vomit you'll be creating later

 

[deacdiggler]

learned just now that ketchup packets do NOT have an infinite shelf life

 

[mako1331]

Congrats on the corona virus.

It’s like chicken pox at this point right? Introduce them early and get it out of the way.


On a side note, if you ever wanna feel better about your socioeconomic status and the number of teeth you possess, come to Myrtle Beach in February.

 

[deacdiggler]

really any time of year works

 

[RJKarl]

It’s like chicken pox at this point right? Introduce them early and get it out of the way.


On a side note, if you ever wanna feel better about your socioeconomic status and the number of teeth you possess, come to Myrtle Beach in February.

Or anywhere in WVA, any time.

 

[bmoneydeac]

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalp...urce=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Shit looks like a scene from a zombie movie

 

[PhDeac]

John Mulaney has the cadences of an 80s hack comedian. He's killed the SNL opening monologue though.

 

[qcdeac]

Was a great monologue.

 

[deacdiggler]

i love john mullaney.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

I'm pre-gaming the corona virus with some walking pneumonia. Bitchin'

 

[ImTheCaptain]

John Mulaney has the cadences of an 80s hack comedian. He's killed the SNL opening monologue though.

'dads are all studying for a WWII trivia contest" killed me

 

[Biff Tannen]

I actually read a book about the Normandy invasion before going to visit a few years ago.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

tab/biff reads saving private ryan novelization

 

[Biff Tannen]

I'm a real life WFU History minor.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

Fellas, is basic hygiene gay

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalp...urce=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Shit looks like a scene from a zombie movie

AnD dOn’T gEt Me StArtEd oN pEoPLe wHo CarRy gUnS eVeRy DAy

 

[Milhouse]

I'm pre-gaming the corona virus with some walking pneumonia. Bitchin'

now's when that pocket blade comes in handy

 

[bmoneydeac]

Nothing worse than the one android donk that breaks the iPhone group chat.

 

[BarcaDeac]

Nothing worse than the one android donk that breaks the iPhone group chat.

yeah and the blue is so much better to look at than the green

 

[bmoneydeac]

Daughter made a Phizza for dinner Saturday night with no prompting from me. Tortilla, sauce, mozz, mushrooms, olives.

It actually looked pretty dece.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

isn't a Phizza sauce-less?