Chat Thread: Where RJKarl is everyone's professional reference

[TownieDeac]

Yo, pool to see who on the board contracts Corona first?

Like, that seems super fun.

Statistically speaking, there's about a 40% chance someone here already has it.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

stolen from reddit: Would you rather get a $1 million now or $100 every time you JO for the rest of your life?

 

[deacdiggler]

so i need to pull root 10,000 times before i break even? Once/day for 27 years? $1 million now, and that would be true if i was in my twenties.

 

[deacdiggler]

stolen from reddit: Would you rather get a $1 million now or $100 every time you JO for the rest of your life?

invest at 2% and I'm "pulling" 20k/year in interest alone, or 200 jerk sessions.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

stolen from reddit: Would you rather get a $1 million now or $100 every time you JO for the rest of your life?

If I had $1,000,000 in liquidity right now, I could lose that shit in the market so fast it would make me JO for the rest of my life.

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

invest at 2% and I'm "pulling" 20k/year in interest alone, or 200 jerk sessions.

My favorite comment from that thread: "the poor have to jerk themselves off, the rich let their money do it for them."

 

[dartsndeacs]

stolen from reddit: Would you rather get a $1 million now or $100 every time you JO for the rest of your life?

I’d take the $100/pull, quit my job and just JO 5 times a day

 

[Biff Tannen]

I already make that much as a sperm donor. I also have 3,000 kids.

 

[RJKarl]

stolen from reddit: Would Townie rather get a $1 million now or $100 every time he JO when he sees an RJ post

FIFY

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

FIFY

Can you two fuck already? Just slap cheeks or whatever.

 

[TownieDeac]

MODS!

 

[DeacsATS]

This sounds like something someone asks himself before methodically putting a pillow over each of their mouths just to make it stop.

Nah, we just sent them to school.

 

[mako1331]

The better question for married men is a milli now or 1,000 for every time your wife bangs you for the rest of your life?

 

[shogun6066]

FIFY

...

 

[dartsndeacs]

Yo, pool to see who on the board contracts Corona first?

Like, that seems super fun.

I got DeacsATS

My wife and kids have been coughing for like a week now and I've been 100% fine.

Am I a monster for wanting them all to just stop making that awful noise?

I can't think of a time in my life when I haven't been able to stop coughing after 2-3 coughs in a row (other than maybe water down the wrong pipe). Yet my wife just coughs and coughs and coughs and I want to punch her in the throat.*


*Not literally. I mean, not hard anyway.

Yo, pool to see who on the board contracts Corona first?

Like, that seems super fun.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

The better question for married men is a milli now or 1,000 for every time your wife bangs you for the rest of your life?

ITT: mako telegraphs kinks

 

[qcdeac]

The better question for married men is a milli now or 1,000 for every time your wife bangs you for the rest of your life?

Can you tell your wife you get $1000 each time you bang?

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

The better question for married men is a milli now or 1,000 for every time your wife bangs you for the rest of your life?

I take the million now. I've only got so much rope in the cannon. Juice's mom is like a fucking garbage disposal consuming that shit. I couldn't up my wife numbers without cutting down on time spent with that sweet insinkerator jizz dump. Thus, that's a no go for me on the 1,000, man.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

wow

 

[Grabs Turds Bare]

I got DeacsATS

I think Bears gets it first. Gregarious and outgoing leads to meeting people, so goes the way of infection.