Okay here is the ultimate Taco Bell lineup as a 2000+ basketball starting 5. Not necessarily the 5 best items on their own but whatevs this is my list. It’s still fucking Taco Bell so you aren’t getting LeBron.
PG- Soft taco supreme: not flashy by any means but can always fit in. Takes a good meal and pushes it to the next level. And y’all know that Taco Bell sour cream just hits different. No better example than this. NBA comp: Jason Kidd
SG- Cheesy Gordita Crunch: this thing just gets buckets. Can carry a meal all day. Texture game on point. Probably a bit of a volume shooter but when it’s on, it’s just on a different plane. NBA comp: Kobe Bryant (RIP my homie)
SF- Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fry Burrito: A little bit of everything. Feels like it can run your offense or could slash and score at will. Could be having a quiet night and you look at the box score and this thing has 17 points on 7-10 shooting. Newest edition to the lineup but fits in nicely. NBA Comp: Kawhi Leonard
PF- Mexican Pizza: Fucking classic. Can just imagine this thing knocking down 17 footers while still being the heart and soul of your team. First one to step to someone when there is a little mixup. Not afraid to get a little dirty. Yeah so half the time you order it the toppings are all unbalanced. Wgaf, spread it out and enjoy. NBA Comp: Kevin Garnett
C- Steak Grilled Stuft Burrito: Not glamorous, just pure girth. If I were homeless I’d just pound these things. On its own this thing is 20/10 on its worst night. Not exactly graceful but can surprise you on occasion. NBA comp: Andre Drummond
Just missed out: 7 layer burrito, Meximelt, Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito.
There you have it. If you have a problem fite me. Make your own list.