Chat Thread: Windy’s the pirate pilot of this Chat, if he gets with the ultraviolet dream.

[tsywake]

Morning CT!

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Next year will be the first time in a very very long time I will be filing taxes as a single. I’m terrified about how my taxes will look next year

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Good morning everybody!

Bird Flu Is Spreading in Alarming New Ways

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

www.wired.com

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

 

[TimmyClutch]

I don't know what the more surprising news is to me today. That Mexican Drug Cartels are running timeshare scams on elderly Americans or that a guy I graduated high school with is the mayor of Manchester, NH.

 

[DeacHawk]

If I had a convenient-food-location boards name I would probably be ChoptDeac

SheetzDeac here

 

[DeacInVermont]

The fact that this thread is not entitled “We are all out of Juice” for multiple reasons is disheartening and a missed opportunity at merging board and pop culture.

I expected more from our resident dad joke expert.

This is good, however my style is more like this...

 

[BarcaDeac]

I don't know what the more surprising news is to me today. That Mexican Drug Cartels are running timeshare scams on elderly Americans or that a guy I graduated high school with is the more of Manchester, NH.

This fuck-up kid who was in my sister’s grade growing up is now the CEO of the major hospital system in my hometown. Makes me question things.

 

[TimmyClutch]

This fuck-up kid who was in my sister’s grade growing up is now the CEO of the major hospital system in my hometown. Makes me question things.

I feel this in my core. A guy in my pledge class, who was "elevated" every single time I ever saw him, is in the C suite at a major international publisher in NY.

 

[wakephan09]

I feel this in my core. A guy in my pledge class, who was "elevated" every single time I ever saw him, is in the C suite at a major international publisher in NY.

so he's the guy fucking up the publishing industry

 

[06deacon]

Next year will be the first time in a very very long time I will be filing taxes as a single. I’m terrified about how my taxes will look next year

Just started mine last night. MFJ has not saved us this year, thanks Trump

 

[06deacon]

That spelling bee word yesterday was horseshit, what are you even editing Ezersky?

 

[WindyCityDeac]

i am really not grinding at all...it feels strange

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Going to assume that the major publisher and healthcare CEO both came from wealthy, educated families, got decent grades even while being fuck ups, went to grad school in a money making field, and both had tons of networking connections.

 

[deacfan78]

Damn! Ya'll rocked the chat thread last night. Nice work!

 

[deacfan78]

Good morning everybody!

Bird Flu Is Spreading in Alarming New Ways

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

www.wired.com

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

So we're dead then?

 

[Deacfreak07]

Good morning everybody!

Bird Flu Is Spreading in Alarming New Ways

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

www.wired.com

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

I've been saying birds are sky rats for years. Dirty sky rat bastards.

 

[Deacfreak07]

I call @MACKdonaldsdeac

 

[birdman]

Good morning everybody!

Bird Flu Is Spreading in Alarming New Ways

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

www.wired.com

H5N1 has infected cattle across the US and jumped from a mammal to a human for the first time. Experts fear it may someday evolve to spread among humans.

COVID was a practice run.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Going to assume that the major publisher and healthcare CEO both came from wealthy, educated families, got decent grades even while being fuck ups, went to grad school in a money making field, and both had tons of networking connections.

i don't think that being a screw up in HS has any bearing on future professional success

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

i don't think that being a screw up in HS has any bearing on future professional success

Eh, White collar success usually requires multiple degrees, so you have to at least get accepted to a 4 year college