But then I just got a wild phone call from a dude trying to track down his ex in hopes of getting in touch with their biological daughter they gave up for adoption 20+ years ago, who graduated at 18 from Stanford and is now at Duke. And his ex works/is in PhD Library school here, and tried to track him down a couple of years ago and sent him pics of the daughter, but he has since changed phone numbers, and lives in bumfuck Va, and doesn't do technology, and just between him and me, he and the ex were young and her father was a preacher, so he thinks she was pressured to give up the daughter, but he gets it because he could never have taken care of the girl, and his ex is married now, and he's not trying to do anything but track down the daughter, and and and and...whew.
Not sure if the George Karl lost wallet phone call was better or this one.