ChatThreadCXVIII: the more flesh color a carrot is, the more likely it is your finger

[RubbinsRacin]

you defs can't drink it though and sometimes it smells like poop or gasoline

 

[buckets]

so our dogwalker texted me to say the dog threw up all over and again on their walk

now i'm worried i'm gonna come home to the morning after pledge night

 

[bmoneydeac]

so our dogwalker texted me to say the dog threw up all over and again on their walk

now i'm worried i'm gonna come home to the morning after pledge night

Get it together UTIL.

 

[Deacfreak07]

is a horizontal shower jet more useful for the p or the b? I assume its for the bean but maybe you turn around some and let it stimulate the b too but primarily the lady penis? and then as far as straight cleanliness goes I'm sure it's useful for the grundle if not too high? im confused

#bidetpic

 

[RubbinsRacin]

#washingcarrots

 

[dashionista]

Somebody had a kid at a late age. I hope that's not rude.

Yeah my mom was the baby of the family. Gma was in her 40s when my mom was born. Reeeeeally fertile lady.

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

so our dogwalker texted me to say the dog threw up all over and again on their walk

now i'm worried i'm gonna come home to the morning after pledge night

I hope it's nothing too major and the dog gets well quickly.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Babe alert on Jeopardy.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Babe alert on Jeopardy.

Neal?

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Nah, Southern Tier is where it's at.

This.

Dogfish Punkin

And dis.

who here speaks dutch? chic?

this language is crazypants. (watching a youtube of a cyclocross race, commentators are belgian)

Too bad it's not a written passage. You can more or less figure it out by reading aloud because it's somewhat similar to English.

 

[deacdiggler]

see...and there's a shower head above. We use the other end where it's just a shower head because that side is too much and the shower head alone doesn't have as much pressure as the other one. But maybe I'm missing out.

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are we to understand that you are using a loofah?

 

[RubbinsRacin]

yeah the green one. hops probs already fapped to it #carrotfap

 

[wfudkn]

I thought my kitteh was dying a minute ago. He crawled into a box and started licking the bag that was in there and all the sudden started making these horrible noises. I yanked him out and he stumbled and kept making choking sounds and then horked up his dinner, some cardboard and some plastic bag. Now he's licking himself and chillin like it never happened. Wicked scary.

 

[Deacfreak07]

I'm #teamloofah

 

[lbE08]

watching The Book of Manning. 10min in and it's fascinating.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

loofahs are the jam shower-wise. still need info to evaluate horizontal shower heads though

 

[Deacfreak07]

loofahs are the jam shower-wise. still need info to evaluate horizontal shower heads though

I never feel like my b hole gets clean enough without the loofah.

 

[DistrictDeacon]

I never feel like my b hole gets clean enough without the loofah.

Gotta get yourself a good bidet

 

[RubbinsRacin]

scissoring friction is probably tricky. if its fast enough to generate good heat it probably really cleans the b holes but otherwise your swapping #carrotstank

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

watching The Book of Manning. 10min in and it's fascinating.

It's good.

I'm also #TeamLoofah.