Spragoo
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This is the thread where we express our desire to hire the next head Wake Forest football coach, Ed Orgeron. It makes no sense. He doesn't fit the Wake "culture", but that is exactly why we need him. He possesses swag. He has energy. He can recruit. And he will win. Coach O is the young trophy wife every man who has been through a divorce knows he wants and needs. We had our solid marriage with Coach Grobe, and our moms and all the other ACC teams liked him. Now it's time to be selfish and go for that hot, young trophy wife that we know will win the cocktail party. We should be tired of winning the post-game press conference and try to at least win the game, er cocktail party.
Even better, Coach O is coming off his own "divorce" and needs to feel wanted by someone. It may not last. It may end bad. But hey, at least we went after it. At least we asked the hot girl out and didn't sit on the sidelines and justify why we should have a middle-of-the road people pleaser. Fortune favors the bold. Go big! Go O! Worked out well for Duke to hire a former Ole Miss coach with some moxy!
Even better, Coach O is coming off his own "divorce" and needs to feel wanted by someone. It may not last. It may end bad. But hey, at least we went after it. At least we asked the hot girl out and didn't sit on the sidelines and justify why we should have a middle-of-the road people pleaser. Fortune favors the bold. Go big! Go O! Worked out well for Duke to hire a former Ole Miss coach with some moxy!