Pardon me, but I don't think you know our present coach well enough to make a comment on this. If you did, you would know that he fits all of the above criteria EXCEPT for scintillating press conferences. And I can harken back to Coach Carl Tacy to say that he was not the greatest for pressers, but was excellent at getting the most out of what he recruited.
One on one w/ alumni, Bz is GREAT. His players love him and are working their tails off to do what he coaches them to do. He has a straight conduit to the NBA, so recruiting and relations to the players is superb. His head coaching experience is in the pros, so it is hard to have a college resume when you've spent most of your time in the pros.
You bump him on age, but if you want all the experience and knowledge and know-how, you are gonna have someone w/ some age on them. I am not ready to go jump on this year's Flavor Of the Month coach and throw away all the progress to date.
I think most people are judging Bz by his pressers. OK, he is not Skip Prosser when it comes to them, and no one else is either. But he brings a wealth of information, basketball smarts, how to build a team around what he has to work with, and a conduit to the pros. If you ask the players, I bet every one of them would bet their life on Bz and would want to continue to play for him.