wfudkn
cookout = blabbermouth?
By the way, Saturday night I was chilling in my basement watching a movie WHEN A FUCKING BAT STARTED FLYING AROUND. I was all like, "WTF is this shit?!?" I was also half drunk. I thought I saw it fly up the stairs, so I went up there and woke my wife up. Then I couldn't find it. Went back downstairs to basement and chilled again. Then the fucker showed up again. As I devised my plan to get it to fly out of my house, it disappeared. I have not seen it since. BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMEWHERE.