CT 169: Fired Up for Smoking Meat

[Boards Tough Guy]

haven't had it. should i?

Not if the only ring you want on that finger is an onion ring, sweet cheeks!

 

[lbE08]

Not if the only ring you want on that finger is an onion ring, sweet cheeks!

? this doesn't even make sense.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Speaking of travel, I just booked a round trip flight from AUS to RDU for $220

#blessed

Also looking at one way flight from Houston to Cambodia for $540. I have to travel through MOTHER RUSSIA though. But the 11 hour layover in Singapore sounds cool.

I could set ya up with a free bottle here, if I were a bro

 

[deacdiggler]

so this is off topic, but perhaps the NBA could fix the lottery by giving the ninth place team the same number of ping pong balls as the last place team.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Shane Battier is surprisingly entertaining on the Radio

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

The Paul feinbaumbergsteinnonnysnose sec call-in show on ESPN is the most insufferably embarrassing pathetic redneck trailer trash example of the stupid Incestuous backwoods Rube south

I literally cannot listen to it for more than two minutes

Man Southerners are fucking dumb

The Finebaum Show is awesome you are wrong

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

The Paul feinbaum sec call-in show on ESPN is the most amazingly embarrassing hilarious redneck trailer trash example of the stupid Incestuous backwoods Rube south

I literally cannot listen to it for less than two hours

Man Southerners are fucking dumb

FIFY

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

Which caller sent you over the edge, Moonz? Tammy? Darriel from Georgia?

 

[marquee moon]

Best bottled salad dressing ever

 

[YoungBuck95]

i've been using f.lux software on my computer for a few days now. i think it's pretty cool and actually a really good idea. it adjusts the warmness of your computer screen as the day goes on so it won't be so harsh on your eyes late at night.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Lbe.... How do you feel about the mochi ice cream at trader Joe's?

I need to check this out. Mochi was a staple of my childhood.

so this is off topic, but perhaps the NBA could fix the lottery by giving the ninth place team the same number of ping pong balls as the last place team.

I'm in favor of giving better draft picks to teams that just miss playoffs. You shouldn't be rewarded for sucking like a Hoover (or tanking like it's going out of style).

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

I'm in favor of giving better draft picks to teams that just miss playoffs. You shouldn't be rewarded for sucking like a Hoover (or tanking like it's going out of style).

The draft itself is immoral. All players entering their rookie season should be UFAs.

 

[marquee moon]

The highest number of orgasms ever achieved by a woman in an hour was 134 - a man has only managed 16 in the same time frame.

 

[lbE08]

So many smells on the bus.

 

[Deacfreak07]

The highest number or orgasms ever achieved by a woman in an hour was 134 - a man has only managed 16 in the same time frame.

So many smells on the bus.

Perfect follow up.

 

[DeaconCav06]

A woman's hair falls out when she gives birth? WTF?

 

[Biff Tannen]

Holy shit, I knew my wife didn't actually have those kids. She had hair the whole time. How did she trick me?

 

[ChicdeaC]

A woman's hair falls out when she gives birth? WTF?

Post partum hair loss is pretty common, but it doesn't happen at the moment you give birth and it's not all of your hair.

 

[awakeandready]

A woman's hair falls out when she gives birth? WTF?

:squint:

Yes, postpartum hair loss is a thing. It typically gets all thick and luxurious while pregnant and then you shed a lot.

 

[awakeandready]

They hand you a wig right along with the ladyparts care kit.