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Guys I'm with boulderdeac/aceofwake be jealous
Super jelly. Tell him I said herro.
Guys I'm with boulderdeac/aceofwake be jealous
It's up there with:
1) Having to get up at 4:30 am in near-zero degree weather to snowblow the driveway so my wife can get to school.
2) The three weeks in March when the snow pack is melting and
a) The runoff keeps the streets constantly wet so that they either,
i) Freeze every cold night and the roads are all black ice in the morning, or
ii) You go through an entire jug of washer fluid to keep the spray off your windshield
b) All of our dirt roads (there are a ton of them, even in the suburbs) are nearly impassable with foot-deep mud.
But other than that, it's just a bunch of folks hanging out in independently-owned book stores and patisseries, and organic cows and ice cream, and syrup, and farms and autumn leaves and shit. Probs getting strong too. I need to get up that way.
Guys I'm with boulderdeac/aceofwake be jealous
Picked up "tight butthole" and "loose butthole" from Workaholics recently, but Mrs Say Hey not a fan of me using it to describe Peanut's behavior. We compromised by me being able to describe his behavior as "loose" and that he needs to "tighten up."
Picked up "tight butthole" and "loose butthole" from Workaholics recently, but Mrs Say Hey not a fan of me using it to describe Peanut's behavior. We compromised by me being able to describe his behavior as "loose" and that he needs to "tighten up."
It sort of makes me think I'm talking about NASCAR.
It sort of makes me think I'm talking about NASCAR.
I'm bored.
3.5 dates, and four weeks in, and this girl is still playing coy. I'm done.
I could of fucked 3 different girls tonight at Finneys (I looked good as shit in this sweater, I mean they were throwing it at me) but I abstained and waited for her to get there. Fuck that Bad Decisions Brasky wins. I'm gonna fuck something fierce tomorrow night. That's a promise CT. This girl just got cut.
I'm gonna run 5 tomorrow and do 100 crunches, time to get real. I'm done trying to date, its for the birds.
RAGE RAGE RAGE
Stop trying to make me jealous
He's working but will be done soon. Maybe I should start drinking now. It's raining out which rarely happens here.
I'm bored.