CT 80: Where we all sing R.E.M. but won't admit it

[Deacfreak07]

He's a posreppin fool

I spread it around like dash kissin boys in bars.

 

[WakeBDer]

Cleaning the office today. Came across a supervisor's training notebook from 2002. In the recruitment section it is going over topics to avoid during interviews.

"Topic: Height and Weight
OK to Ask: Inquiries about ability to perform the job (without mentioning the person's height or weight). Protects those of Spanish, Asian background and women."

WHAT?!?!?

 

[dashionista]

I spread it around like dash kissin boys in bars.

and now i'm "the one who kisses in bars". faaaaantastic. actually, aside from study abroad in london, i've probably only kissed guys in bars like 3-4 times ever. #truthtime

 

[tsywake]

and now i'm "the one who kisses in bars". faaaaantastic. actually, aside from study abroad in london, i've probably only kissed guys in bars like 3-4 times ever. #truthtime

I on the other hand, have never kissed a guy in a bar.

 

[ipitytheblue]

I on the other hand, have never kissed a guy in a bar.

prude

 

[Deacfreak07]

and now i'm "the one who kisses in bars". faaaaantastic. actually, aside from study abroad in london, i've probably only kissed guys in bars like 3-4 times ever. #truthtime

You can never be certain, but that is 3-4 times more than me.

 

[ipitytheblue]

You can never be certain, but that is 3-4 times more than me.

so you're a 1

 

[cookoutdeac]

Mmm, biscuitville ultimate (double meat and cheese) sausage biscuit for breakfast. nomnomnomnom.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Mmm, biscuitville ultimate (double meat and cheese) sausage biscuit for breakfast. nomnomnomnom.

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

Mmm, biscuitville ultimate (double meat and cheese) sausage biscuit for breakfast. nomnomnomnom.

You at home? Stanley wants to hang out

 

[TownieDeac]

Hair braiding dude is going to murder dash and then none of us will be laughing.

I warned her.

He's like the villain in season 1 of Dexter. Charming in a creepy way. He's gonna try to get you out on his boat, dash, but no matter how tempting it sounds, by all means don't go. He's gonna turn out to be your long lost brother anyway.
I see two possible ways out of this for you. It's basically kill or be killed at this point. So either you hire out the job/kill him yourself (if you choose this route, for legal reasons, I would NOT respond to this post) or you can sit down and have a discussion with him, the risky route. Let him know you're on to him and that he needs to find a new dash to stalk. Direct him to iCheat, and maybe, just maybe, you kill two birds with one stone.

 

[cookoutdeac]

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Haha, so much pos.

However, this is my new spirit animal:

 

[Deacfreak07]

Haha, so much pos.

However, this is my new spirit animal:

An "Outier"?

:rimshot:

 

[WakeBDer]

Townie, how did the crockpot buffalo chicken turn out?

 

[RollTheQuad06]

runboy doesn't want to do dinner, so that's figured out.

 

[thebishop]

runboy doesn't want to do dinner, so that's figured out.

whoa whoa

whatd you mean

 

[RaleighDeacon]

Haha, so much pos.

However, this is my new spirit animal:

This has long been my spirit animal. Welcome to the club. Now we shall swim, play, eat fish and basically tell everyone else to fuck off.

As a funny aside, I was fishing in Belews Lake once and had a young otter swim up, rip my fish off my line and swim off with it proudly.

 

[TownieDeac]

Townie, how did the crockpot buffalo chicken turn out?

Haven't made it yet. Maybe tomorrow. I have all the stuff now.

 

[awakeandready]

"You don't have anything to do? Head on home."


YEP.

 

[vadimivich]

and now i'm "the one who kisses in bars". faaaaantastic. actually, aside from study abroad in london, i've probably only kissed guys in bars like 3-4 times ever. #truthtime

So .... 30-40 times in total?